kung-fu jesus's definitions

streetka

Ford's faggoty 2003 European luanched bitch bucket. Driven only by hairy leg lesbo feminists and cock-smokers.

I wish to go to the place where the streetka is made and personally shit down onto each one, because every owner of one is a prick. It is also very ugly.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

military precision

(adj.) Perfect aim, very professional and calmly done.

He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.


He sniped the robber with military precision.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

thumbs down

a) a hand signal, interpreted to be negative, which consists of a fist, sideways, with the thumb pointing to the ground.

b) below Satisfactory or unacceptable.

c) An indication to kill


antonym: thumbs up

My fellow motorist gave my driving the thumbs down, before speeding off with his arm and middle finger extended.

I'm sorry, but this definition is crude, immature and a failed attempt at humour. I've just have to give it a thumbs down


The roman gladiatorial type looked about the colloseum to see row after row of thumbs down, so he cast his net over the opponent and speared him through.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

we will rock you

By Queen, 1978.



The ultimate war song!

Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back in your place

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

with my balls intact

To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.

My boss let me escape with my balls intact.


I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

ello my luvur!

A greeting used in Rural England. Mainly in the North East (It's actually spelled North-East, but residents are too fuckwitted to hyphenate).


Often said to farmyard animals.

The North-East, where bitches (say they) are psycho (but aren't), and sheep are scared!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

Hoffa

Jimmy Hoffa, notoriusly corrupt, and qouted as saying "I don't need bodygaurds". He took a walk one night and never returned. His body is still undiscovered. When you find a place that looks like it hasn't been looked in for a while, you can intelligently claim to have found Jimmy Hoffa's body.

I found Jimmy Hoffa!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004