1084 definitions by kung-fu jesus

forearm smash

(v.) To hit someone in the face with a swinging forearm.

You want an example of this? Ok then...

by kung-fu jesus May 9, 2004

Conspiracy-theorists' dream opportunity to speculate over the reasons JFK was killed.

Oh, yeah, I have a theory on the grassy knoll and area 51, it all starts in camp SHUT-THE-FUCK-UP-I-DON'T-CARE.

by kung-fu jesus April 16, 2004

"I can't do that."

Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.

You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.

by kung-fu jesus April 20, 2004

One who owes you, most likely monetarily.

xxx is a debtor to our country.

by kung-fu jesus April 20, 2004

fat bastard: get in my belly!

by kung-fu jesus August 15, 2004

(adj.) Perfect aim, very professional and calmly done.

He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.

He sniped the robber with military precision.

by kung-fu jesus May 2, 2004

by kung-fu jesus May 2, 2004