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Definitions by kung-fu jesus

satisfied 

When enough has been one, one becoems satisfied.
He was satisfied enough of his enemies had been killed


He was satisfied after the meal.
satisfied by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

incestous 

Of incest.
John had an incestous relationship with his niece.
incestous by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
One who willingly participates in incest. One who is incestous
Typo on Jay Leno:


Come look at this house! Incestors (sic) welcome


Should have said investors, eh?
incestor by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

poop chute fanatic

The best friend of a buttslut. One who enjoys giving it to people in the anus.
Psycho bitch is a buttslut who enjoys the company of her poop chute fanatic father. She even had an ass baby with him. See incest

royal flush 

The best hand availiable in a game of poker (or other games with similar scoring systems) All cards are of the same suit, and consist of Ace, King, Queen, Nave (Jack, for the lower classes), Ten.
I couldn't win, he had a royal flush and I had crappy cards.
royal flush by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

playing hard to get 

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.
She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

uncle dad 

You don't want the definition of this. Trust me. If you do, see incest and go figure.
uncle dad by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004