kung-fu jesus's definitions

70's haircut

Someone who has a stupid looking afro, that is perfectly round, yet out of place in today's society.

In pulp fiction, Samuel L Jackson had a seventies haircut.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

old as the hills

an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.

You're as old as the hills.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

b/f

brought forward

Balance b/f

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

kick a cow

Contraction for the idiom kicking a cow to move it

See also eurocrat

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

cockroach

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.

Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

up periscope

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

Clint Eastwood

An angram of "Old west Action"


Excellent actor. See Dirty Harry

Make my day, punk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004