kung-fu jesus's definitions

hydrogenated fart

A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!

I drop these H-Bombs at your sister's pool party ha ha ha.

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You dolt!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

b/d

Brought down

Balance b/d

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

shaddap you face

(v.) To make quiet, phrase used by Italians, and made popular by a 1983 song by Joe Dolce, who had a very bad Italian accent.

"What you say to me? SHADDAP YOU FACE!" *slap*


What's-a matter you, hey, gotta no respect
What-a you t'ink you do, why you look-a so sad
It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place
Ah, shaddap you face*



*candidate for worst song ever.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

golden bear

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.

Golden bear 386 for Mac

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

king of cuss

A master of burning and pwnage.

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

put to the sword

(v.) kill or killed. Can be used for present, past or future.

He will be put to the sword this day

Yes, ...he's being put to the sword

I will put him to the sword.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

thespark

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.

I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004