kung-fu jesus's definitions

discrepancies

Multiple of discrepancy.

There are several discrepancies between the fixed asset register (up to 2nd of May, 2004) and the fixed asset callings as at May 1, 2004.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

rack and pinion steering

The steering method for most, if not all cars. The steering wheel stretches out, and on the end is a cogwheel. This cogwheel connects to the rear of the two struts of the front axel. When the steering is turned left, the cogwheel pushes the rack on the rear axel right. This means that the end of the left front wheel towards the back is pulled inwards, while the front part is on the opposite side of a fulcrum, and is pushed outwards. The opposite happens to the front right, so the wheels turn left at the same time.

I doubt anyone will understand my definition of rack and pinion steering, so I'll make it quick


Rack- on the front axel
Pinion-On the end of the steering wheel.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

flagged soldier

Soldier in the colours of Britain. Formerly red, now green, except in London.

He is a flagged soldier.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

j00 F4G

You faggot!


An implication of homosexuality.

<GumX0R> j00 F4g!!111!!2!ONE

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

business end

The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.

The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

war pictures

(n.) The photographs taken by veterans during war. Slang for antique guns that supposedly created the pictures.

That guy has some war pictures.


I'm selling some war pictures, check this Single action army!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

paris hilton video

The latest internet fad. Consists of various scenes from different recorded sex sessions involving heiress Paris Hilton. In the style of pammy and tommy video, the stream is actually a mishmash of varied occurences passed off as one. It was in the possession of her ex until he lent it to a friend who sold it on the net.

Have you seen it? If so, you really need a life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004