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Chinaman born about 500B.C. who is revered by military fantasists and qouted by athletes because he wrote a book about common sense and simple thinking.
A: The enemy has surrounded us 10:1, what should we do?
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
B: I'll check what Sun Tzu said to do
*some time later*
A: well?
B: It says if you are surrounded 10:1, then retreat. We know what we have to do, so that means we have won half the battle already!
*in the time it took to read this the enemy kill everyone*
by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004
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Get the with my balls intact mug.He picked apart his opponents' arguement with military precision.
He sniped the robber with military precision.
He sniped the robber with military precision.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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One who aimlessly extols his religion/country/region or anything else that is currently prominent, completely unaware that nothing lasts forever. While it is better to have chest-beaters on your side (as opposed ot wading through countless re-iterations of the same, questionable points), they will usually get very upset after making a mistake that is pointed out and blown apart. Chest-Beaters are almost always conservative.
yay
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
Get the Chest-Beater mug.In reference to a large expenditure, such as a car or house, one that is certainly not covered by materiality, this refers to "top of the range".
Por examplé: A car with alloy wheels, computers, television screens, leather seats, nitrous oxide, maybe some groupies etc.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Get the fully loaded mug.Dating back to biblic origins (shakespeare, wtf?) this word was a polite declination. It later became just another word for "no", and is only used in mockery of obfiscation.
Nay! Good faith.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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