kujmous's definitions

gunnalingus

The act of providing sexual stimulation orally to a female by spelling out the alphabet In comic sans with one's tongue.

Online celebrity Andrew Gunnarolla helped bring a voice to the masses of comic sans haters with his song "Comic Sans" viewable on YouTube.

I thought I would try to surprise her with gunnalingus, but she kicked me out before I got to the letter E.

by kujmous March 2, 2014

cheekache

The soreness in a person's face from smiling more than usual.

Watching her child play with the others at the playground gave her a lovely cheekache.

by kujmous May 2, 2014

pantyboat

verb: to motorboat while orally sexing a female

I started gently tasting her pussy, but once she grabbed my hair, I aggressively pantyboated her until we were both exhausted.

by kujmous December 1, 2013

rebooterus

A female's menstual cycle.

I didn't want to get intimate last night. I had just started my rebooterus.

by kujmous December 2, 2013