The most important day of a woman’s life. A day invented by women for women, planned since their early childhood, to eventually rob a man of half his life savings he has worked his entire adult life to achieve. Immediately after a woman accepts her alleged Prince Charming boyfriend’s proposal, her estrogen immediately turns her into a bridezilla and she goes into high gear calling her mother and friends, reads every issue of Modern Bride Magazine to get ideas for her dress, the bridesmaids dresses, the cake, the invitations, the flowers, and scoures the internet for where to take the honeymoon. All this while the nonchalant groom-to-be takes it all in stride and brags to his buddies how he will finally be able to get some whenever he wants (forgetting the fact that he hopes his bride-to-be will never find out he’s screwing one of the future bridesmaids and having to get a home pregnancy test). The groom-to-be, knowing he will soon not be single anymore, gives an all out effort to go to as many bars, nightclubs or strip joints with his buddies while he can to find all the girls he can screw before committing to “the one.”
The couple allegedly lives in several years of bliss, only to eventually end when both lovers hate each other and seek a divorce attorney. The woman eventually gets the man’s balls thru his wallet by getting half his life savings that took his entire adult life to achieve.
The couple allegedly lives in several years of bliss, only to eventually end when both lovers hate each other and seek a divorce attorney. The woman eventually gets the man’s balls thru his wallet by getting half his life savings that took his entire adult life to achieve.
A wedding is nothing more than an expensive day invented by women for women in an attempt to scheme a man of half his life savings it took his entire adult life to acheive.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com March 26, 2008
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I can see why this place is called NapTown. It should be called ComatoseTown. Even cities half its size are more lively. I can see why it has the cheapest housing of any “large” metro area because nobody in America, except Indiana residents want to move there. Don’t move here unless you are at least in your thirties and have a family. If your single, stay away or go to Chicago. And to think, this city considers itself “world class.“ What a joke. If you are on I-65 going toward Chicago, keep driving because there is nothing here. It is lousy lousy lousy. And did I mention lousy?
I can see why this place is called NapTown. It should be called ComatoseTown. Even cities half its size are more lively. I can see why it has the cheapest housing of any “large” metro area because nobody in America, except Indiana residents want to move there. Don’t move here unless you are at least in your thirties and have a family. If your single, stay away or go to Chicago. And to think, this city considers itself “world class.“ What a joke. If you are on I-65 going toward Chicago, keep driving because there is nothing here. It is lousy lousy lousy. And did I mention lousy?
Indianapolis is only a good city if you don't desire any architecture, nightlife, a high paying job, culture or diversity. It sucks for being a "large" city. It could be more considered a large town. Forget being world-class because it will NEVER happen.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 14, 2007
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by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 10, 2007
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Get the Columbus, Ohio mug.1. Brittany Spears
2. Paris Hilton
3. Nicole Ricci
4. people who appear on Jerry Springer
5. poor white people who are ignornant of birth control by having dozens of kids when they can't afford to have them. Their kids end up going shoeless, shirtless and diaperless. And the mother keeps getting knocked up and the father is ignorant of condoms.
6. Anybody who works at Walmart
7. Anybody who shops at Walmart
8. Most people in the South
9. skinheads
10. anybody who lives in a trailer
2. Paris Hilton
3. Nicole Ricci
4. people who appear on Jerry Springer
5. poor white people who are ignornant of birth control by having dozens of kids when they can't afford to have them. Their kids end up going shoeless, shirtless and diaperless. And the mother keeps getting knocked up and the father is ignorant of condoms.
6. Anybody who works at Walmart
7. Anybody who shops at Walmart
8. Most people in the South
9. skinheads
10. anybody who lives in a trailer
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 06, 2007
Get the whitetrash mug.a former football star for the Buffalo Bills, a sociopoath and cold-blooded killer. The only people who think he is innocent are the nieve, stupid blacks. If anybody belives this man is innocent then they are really stupid or have their head up their ass. He may not be a convicted killer but he is a killer nonetheless. He brutally killed his wife Nicloe Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman in a fit of rage in June 1994 at their Brentwood (Los Angeles), CA home. He threatened suicide in the backseat of his Ford Bronco driven by his best friend Al Cowlings down the I-405 Freeway in the nations' most highly rated car chase. If he is so innocent then where is the evidence of another killer? Gimme' a break. Everyone knows he did it. So does the blacks but they won't admit it because he is black too. It makes me sick.
The only reason this man was acquitted was because the stupid jury was afraid a conviction would lead to another Los Angeles race riot. The "trial of the century" was the most notorious murder trial in the media. Simpson holds no shamed for the killings and has fluanted his acquital in our face. He has become a narcisist.
Since his acquittal, Simpson's life has been a living hell. He lost a civil trail against the Goldman and Brown families and was held liable for the deaths. He owes the families of the victims millions, of which he has yet to pay. He has been expelled from nightclubs, restaurants, passenger aircraft, golf courses, etc. The rights to his book "IF I Did It..." are owned by the Goldman family in which Simpson provides us clues of his guilt. What a guy.
The only reason this man was acquitted was because the stupid jury was afraid a conviction would lead to another Los Angeles race riot. The "trial of the century" was the most notorious murder trial in the media. Simpson holds no shamed for the killings and has fluanted his acquital in our face. He has become a narcisist.
Since his acquittal, Simpson's life has been a living hell. He lost a civil trail against the Goldman and Brown families and was held liable for the deaths. He owes the families of the victims millions, of which he has yet to pay. He has been expelled from nightclubs, restaurants, passenger aircraft, golf courses, etc. The rights to his book "IF I Did It..." are owned by the Goldman family in which Simpson provides us clues of his guilt. What a guy.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com September 27, 2007
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