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Ted Kennedy

US Senator from Massachustttes, who is no more than an elite, New England liberal that despises President Bush, and will blame everything wrong with the world on him and Republicans. He despises morality, descency and ethics. It should not be surprsing; he is a murderer who allowed a woman to die. Ted Kennedy is also a fat, ugly drunkard who's liver was pickled 30-years ago. He is a disgrace as a politician and an even bigger disgrace as a human being. He is the borther to JFK and Robert F. Kennedy. Teddy is bed buddies with John Kerry (also from Massachusttes), Nancy Polosi, Barbara Boxer, Diana eFeinstein, Harry Reid, and Hillary Clinton.

Ted Kennedy is a fat, ugly, murderous drunkard. The people of Massachusettes are complete idiots for supporting his sorry ass.

by [e-mail] October 14, 2008

Kansas City

Two cities with the same name that share a metropolitan area along the Kansas-Missouri border. Kansas City, Missouri (445,000) is twice as large as its Kansas counterpart and known for jazz and barbeque. The Kansas City Metro area is just shy of 2 million people in the middle of the United States. Kansas City is not known for very much and lacks an identity, but is a comfortable Midwest metropolis, nonetheless.

"Where we going, dude ?"

"Kansas City"

"Which one, man?"

by [e-mail] December 31, 2007

whitetrash

Poor whites lacking means of and ignorant in birth control and therefore breed like rabbits without the financial means to rear children. Whitetrash are often percieved as possible drug users, low educational attainment or rural dwellers but often live in urban areas, most often trailer parks. They can often be seen in Walmart. Sometimes confused with hillbilly or hick.

Whitetrash are the are the #1 thing that is most wrong with America today.

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

Nashville

The state capital of Tennesse and its 2nd largest city. Music City, USA. Country Music Capital of the World. Home to the Grand 'Ole Opry. Nashville is probably best known as the center of the production of music, especially crappy Country/Western music. Nashville is currently constructing what will be the tallest building in the South and the tallest in the U.S. outside New York and Chicago. Nashville, the city with America's tallest building outside New York and Chicago? Yes. Whoda' thunk it?

Nashville is a happinin town, although comparitively small when compared to New York, L.A. or Chicago.

by [e-mail] October 15, 2007

scientology

A religion based on intimidation and dishonesty.

A cuckoo religion that gets a high off suing the pharmaceutical corporations.

practiced by Tom Cruise, Kirstie Alley and John Travolta.

Scientology is an absolute sham, and considered to be a cult by many.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2008

Meth

Short for methamphetamines. The most highly addictive illicit narcotic made from all sorts of deadly toxins: metals, cold medicines, rat poison, chlorine, bleach, etc. The drug is so dangerous and deadly, that it can explode when being produced incorrectly. Unfortunately, the drug has a strangle hold on America and destroys cities, families, and eventually the addict themself. It makes the addict lose their looks, teeth, health, personality, etc. On the streets its known as ICE, SPEED and CRYSTAL METH. The drug turns you into a loser and eventually a criminal and convict. It is highly addictive because it stimulates the central nervous system, giving a feeling of euphoria and relaxation. Meth is the fastest-growing illegal drug in the United States, and is actually growing the fastest among caucasians in upper middle-class suburbs and rural areas.

Stay away from meth at all costs! Using it just once can create the addiction. This drug is a no-no and not to be messed with.

by [e-mail] April 1, 2009

prosperity gospel

a doctrine taught by mostly evangelical Christian televangelists that wealth and propserity are promised in the Bible for devoting your life to God, or that a life of wealth and health and prosperity are signs of God's favor. Unfortunately, the prosperity gospel is not just unBiblical, but is used by these televangelists to get you to donate your money to their organization. I am a Christian myself and dont buy into the prosperity gospel.

The prosperity gospel unfortunately leads others astray and exploits one's desire to have wealth and health in this life. In a way, the prosperity gospel teaches a person to pursue wealth and not God himself, and could be considered a form of idolatry. If the prsperity gospel is true, then why wasn't Mother Teresa or Jesus rich?? Does being "poor" mean you are being chastised by God? Just a few thoughts.

by [e-mail] July 15, 2009