kristen's definitions

weapon of ass destruction

A fat ass chode

"They declared Chris's chode a weapon of ass destruction on May 14, 2001"

by Kristen December 3, 2003

recockulus

its like ridiculous, but recockulus!

your mom's recockulus!!

by Kristen February 17, 2004

kalamazoo

Kalamazoo is the most incredible guy on the planet. BUT only the second greatest person :)

For other words describing Kalamazoo please see...
amazing, super, incredible, gorgeous, sweet, hot, oh.. and one more!! -> mine :)

Kalamazoo is my sexy bizotch!

by Kristen March 7, 2005

The Force

the band hunter burgan was in before afi .

band hunter was in before afi...the force

by kristen February 14, 2004

Hollister Co.

I love Hollister Co! They have the cutest clothes ever! I like shirts that have the name of the store on it that you brought it from, because then every one will know where you got it, and they will be sooo jealous of you!

"Hey, she has on a Hollister t-shirt"
"She most be rich"

by Kristen March 7, 2005

play it off

To act indifferent when someone asks you about something or an uncomfortable situation presents itself.
Most often done when pretending something doesn't bother you that actually does.
The hip, less dramatic way of "being empathetic"

"The guy I like a lot just fucked my best friend, but I played it off like I didn't care."

by Kristen December 3, 2003

Signals of Sexual Frustration

The various signals one sends off, whether it be consiously or subconsiously, when they are sexually repressed. Some signals of sexual frustration may include: frequent moodiness, over-eating, being easily excited, trouble paying attention, etc...

"The way her eyes kept wandering from my face to my package, were a good signal that she was sexually frustrated."

by Kristen December 1, 2003