Definitions by kristen

gigantor

a large, gluttonous female mammal prone to overeating and harrassing males half her size in order to prove her own sexuality

that girl who lives down the hall, you know..the one who thinks she can walk around in her little cami and pj pants fit for a 5 year old.. yeah, thats her...

gigantor by Kristen January 14, 2005

waldo 

Waldo. A small town outside Gainesville, Florida. There's nothing there except swamp, some livestock, and a flea market. the town's only source of income is speeding tickets. You have to keep a careful eye on the bouncing limit, and the police on every corner. The highway running through it is the 305, otherwise known as Waldo Rd. this stretch of 305 is nationally recognized as the worst place for speeding tickets.

-hey dude will you take me to the jacksonville airport?
-yeah dude, what is it like two hours?
-it's faster if you take waldo, but watch out for the cops.

waldo by kristen January 13, 2005

freakin' a 

shit, oh shit, damnit, used when you are either angry, annoyed or upset about something.

"don't we have that huge final today?"

"freakin' a, yeah and i forgot to study."

freakin' a by Kristen January 11, 2005

uneven 

the name given to some one who has uneven boobs that are big.

"Helen's nickname is uneven"

uneven by kristen December 9, 2004

Helizzle 

the alter-ego of helen when she is drunk or coked up or both. This later causes her to go insane and dance like a lunatic

"damn, whats wrong with u, u must be channeling the helizzle vibe"

"there is a time and place for the helizzle to come out, and school isnt one of em"

Helizzle by kristen December 9, 2004

schfieldsy

The biggest Greek on earth.

Fuckin schfieldsy....hes such a greek

schfieldsy by Kristen December 1, 2004

Loze 

A word used to define what Keri is.

Keri is a loze. She ran into a scafolding and got a black eye. It wasn't even moving.

Loze by Kristen November 12, 2004