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Definitions by krevin

roadjob+ 

similar to a roadjob, but the driver is giving the dome.
sure, the roadjob+ is dangerous, but its totally worth it man!
roadjob+ by krevin July 24, 2007
a teary-eyed or crying emoticon
pootytang12: and she wouldn't even let me violently penetrate her colon :'(
:'( by krevin July 24, 2007
abreviation for captain
cpt by krevin July 24, 2007

isolation chamber 

a 7ft by 7 ft by 7ft box made of thick, soundproof steel with no light or sound filled a couple inches high with dense salt water. the user lies down, floating on the water. with the senses cut off, the user has no way to know whats going on, and the body enters a state of panic. shortly after, the user will have an out of body experience.
if your gonna use an isolation chamber, have a babysitter. set a timer and have the baby sitter take you out when the timer goes off
isolation chamber by krevin July 24, 2007

afghan gooey 

the greatest weed you will ever smoke.

pretty much any type of pure dank, with traces of psilocybin (shrooms) on it.
last halloween, me nick cody and seth smoked a half ounce of afghan gooey and ended up trick-or-treating the same house 12 times, then we went to the lake and i thought fish were flying out of it. i turned to cody and his face melted off and turned into pool of lava, and none of us could stop laughing.
afghan gooey by krevin June 8, 2007

hardcore 

1.) a musical genre, the in-between of punk and metal. Hardcore is NOT the music of the pig squealing myspace whores with scene haircuts, though many believe it to be so. Hardcore music typically consists of simple power chords repeated in variations, simple yet loud drums, and a vocalist yelling, not screaming, about either how straight-edge he is, or how straight-edge he isnt. hardcore is NOT abreviated "hxc" and is not spelt hardxcore. Hardcore fans typically wear camo shorts or tight black pants, black shirts of their favorite bands or funny things (like the "spread the joy" shirt from locoroco, not a "how to win at videogames" shirt you bought at hot topic while you were buying your sister new make-up to replace all the eyeliner you stole from her), and occasionally a bandanna around their head, not their neck, and PUMA, NIKE, ADDIDAS, or VANS shoes. Hardcore fans do not wear suits or ties, do not cross-dress, and do not think its cool to kiss guys, even if they're anti-homophobic.

2.) an adjective to describe something done that most people do not have the balls to do.
1.) "Mickeys crew is a hardcore band"

2.) peeing on your friend's sister because she stole your money, windmill kicking your refridgerator open so hard that the container of milk flies out of the door-shelf and into your hand, then ripping the lid off with your teeth and downing all 2 gallons in a single sitting just so that your little brother won't have any milk for his cereal when he wakes up.
hardcore by krevin May 23, 2007
Whilst is the alternate form of "while" that can only be used mid-clause.
"I'll do the dishes whilst you do the laudnry"
as apposed to
"While you were out of town, i skeeted all over your furniture."
whilst by krevin April 29, 2007