krevin's definitions

isolation chamber

a 7ft by 7 ft by 7ft box made of thick, soundproof steel with no light or sound filled a couple inches high with dense salt water. the user lies down, floating on the water. with the senses cut off, the user has no way to know whats going on, and the body enters a state of panic. shortly after, the user will have an out of body experience.

if your gonna use an isolation chamber, have a babysitter. set a timer and have the baby sitter take you out when the timer goes off

by krevin July 24, 2007

adventure quest

an online RPG that is very dissapointing. it claims to be free but only allows a select number of people on the free server at a time. the only actual way to play it is to make a new account and never log off, but instead leave your computer on and never close your internet browser, or pay the 20 dollar membership fee, which a few days later will prove to have been a complete and total waste because the game is over rated, over advertised, and highly lacking in the "epicness" category. also, its an online game but there is no multi-player feature so the only effect of its on-line capability is that it provides unbearable lag to your computer and, if your using a DELL inspiron 1100 laptop, causes your computer to overheat, shut off, and be unusable for 1-4 hours.

adventure quest has a really epic name. dont let it mislead you

by krevin April 29, 2007

berserk

In halo 2, when a brute or hunter would be nearing death it would enter an enraged or berserk state, where it would halt fire and dash towards the enemy, then bashing into it with its shoulders.

"These brutes don't have sheild generators but watch out becau- LOOK OUT HE'S BERSERKING!"

by krevin July 24, 2007

BOWCHIKABOWOW

vocal reinacment of pornographic film

porn sucks, all it is anymore is:
"Guy: i'm hear to clean your pool
Girl: but i don't have a pool!
BOWCHIKABOWOW"

by krevin July 24, 2007

hardcore

1.) a musical genre, the in-between of punk and metal. Hardcore is NOT the music of the pig squealing myspace whores with scene haircuts, though many believe it to be so. Hardcore music typically consists of simple power chords repeated in variations, simple yet loud drums, and a vocalist yelling, not screaming, about either how straight-edge he is, or how straight-edge he isnt. hardcore is NOT abreviated "hxc" and is not spelt hardxcore. Hardcore fans typically wear camo shorts or tight black pants, black shirts of their favorite bands or funny things (like the "spread the joy" shirt from locoroco, not a "how to win at videogames" shirt you bought at hot topic while you were buying your sister new make-up to replace all the eyeliner you stole from her), and occasionally a bandanna around their head, not their neck, and PUMA, NIKE, ADDIDAS, or VANS shoes. Hardcore fans do not wear suits or ties, do not cross-dress, and do not think its cool to kiss guys, even if they're anti-homophobic.

2.) an adjective to describe something done that most people do not have the balls to do.

1.) "Mickeys crew is a hardcore band"

2.) peeing on your friend's sister because she stole your money, windmill kicking your refridgerator open so hard that the container of milk flies out of the door-shelf and into your hand, then ripping the lid off with your teeth and downing all 2 gallons in a single sitting just so that your little brother won't have any milk for his cereal when he wakes up.

by krevin May 23, 2007

shotgun

a homemade smoking device that is the in-between of a bong and a pipe. it is used to smoke weed, but can be used to smoke other things as well, such as crack or meth. It is made by taking a water bottle and emptying most of the water out, leaving just enough water so that no part of the bottom of the inside of the bottle is dry. the water is optional however, but convenient because it catches the ashes that fall into through, thus opitimizing your smoking experience. the label of the water bottle is removed, and the lid as well. a hole is carved or melted into the middle of the water bottle for a mouth peice, and another hole is placed on the reverse side of the water bottle towards the top to be used as a carb. aluminum foil is then placed around the where the lid used to be, and dips in to create a bowl. lastly you must poke small holes in the bowl so the smoke will have a way to get into the bottle.

"dawg i lost my pipe, looks like we bought this sticky for nothing!" said jason.
"Fret not, my friend, for i have brought some tinfoil and a water bottle. we are seconds away from smoking out of a shotgun!" replied krevin.
"GOOD IDEA!" jason exclaimed in extreme joy

by krevin April 29, 2007

mad pussy action

sexual intercourse, usually with an attractive female.

if a gay guy asks you to go to his birthday party you should go because theres always like 9283920391039120491 girls there and no straight guys so you can get some mad pussy action

by krevin July 24, 2007