Definitions by kman

Caitlin

Caitlin is the kindest person you’ll ever meet, and she is a people pleaser. She always wants to make you happy and puts you before herself. She has loads in common with you and is scarily similar to you. You may even realise she’s your soulmate very early on. She’ll be the one to help you move on and get through all your problems. If you meet a Caitlin…
Never let her go <3

Caitlin is your soulmate

Caitlin by kman November 27, 2021

Flesh Weasel 

Male womb cannon or penis

I was sitting at the titty bar and I pulled out my flesh weasel.

Flesh Weasel by kMaN December 16, 2012

alle-oop 

this is when a basketball player throws the ball into the air at the basket and someone near the basket jumps and catches it in mid-air and then dunks it.

Damn bro, did u see KGs alle-oop, it was awesome!

alle-oop by Kman May 13, 2005

Shepherd King 

A guy who is so studly women flock to him.

Clint Eastwood is a shepherd king.

Shepherd King by kman November 4, 2004

Tubing 

Having sex with another person who is the size of a fucking yacht!

You just went tubing last night with that chick didn't ya?

Tubing by kman June 20, 2004

warstories 

The act of jacking off:
Even tho you may get a blistered hand, its worth it to jack the white shit outta your dick

WHOA! I just did war stories to a picture of Kevin!

warstories by KMAN January 4, 2004

cfm boots 

What girls with big hair in Jersey wear.

She must be from Jersey check out the cfm-boots

cfm boots by Kman September 27, 2002