kj's definitions

Keyon

Is a amazing African American/ Spanish sexy and good at life

Your such a keyon

by Kj August 14, 2016

toe popper

Something unexpected, surprising, exciting

I got this toe popper of a kiss from the homeless man on the street corner! Then he asked me for $5...

by KJ November 7, 2003

Douche Bag

Kelly Osbourne's favorite insult.

Jack, don't be such a douche bag.

by KJ October 5, 2003

Consumer

A move where a male ejaculates into a female's navel and proceeds to lick out his own jizz.

He gives a simply erotic consumer!

by KJ April 8, 2004

nairb

The "opposite" of brain would be "niarb".
Nairb is the reverse of Brian.

One Nairb

by KJ November 26, 2003

dader

n. a person who is sexually malested on a daily basis. Usually ignorant and is sometimes retarded

I got happy with that dader last night. It turned out he was retarded.

by kj April 8, 2005

sony atrac

Piece of shit minidisc player that false advertised.

The sony MiniDisc can hold 56 hours of music.

The MD only holds 5, the battery last 56 though.

by KJ October 25, 2003