kj's definitions

bloopover

The roll of flesh that can sometimes be seen hanging over the waistband of low-rider pants. Usually caused by the combination of a belly shirt, low-rider jeans, and a failed sense of what looks good.

Her bloopover makes me think of the Michelin Man.

by kj March 10, 2005

sexitis

refering to lack of sex, can have serious consequences:S:S

stace NEVER kiges kj any :( and wight now she needs it pwetty bad lee oh lee where r uuuu dammit shes suffering from SEXITIS

by kj November 7, 2004

brown noise

A note 92 cents belob the lowest Eb octave that makes people lose bowel controls. From south park and awesome ass show.

Hey guys i found it, i foundt he brown noise

by KJ October 24, 2003

pillows

Large female breasts.

by KJ October 3, 2003

biffed

trying to be smoothe, or impress someone.... and you fall and make yourself look like an ass..

She was jumping over the net.. and biffed it..

by kj March 1, 2005

short stop

Related to sex and baseball. First base, second base, third base, a homerun being sexual intercourse.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.

"She always does short stops, never
finishes."
"Yea but that one time, he fell asleep."

by kj October 8, 2004

starcake

kill yourself

kill yourself

by kj June 6, 2003