kitty's definitions

boredness

TO be extremely bored. And annoying. Try saying it a few times to your friends, its fun

Bordness! I am soooooooooooooooo bored. Talk to me Talk to me Talk to me!!!!!!

by KItty May 13, 2005

wuffles

1) a sound that kitties and bunnies make

2) may also be in several variations as a salutation or form of greeting. to be used in conjunction with any of the following: mao, moo, booga.

3) a general term of endearment

*cat spies bunny* mooo ... mao ... WUFFLES!

or

hello my wuffleness :)

by kitty February 19, 2004

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

xanga

A web log (see blog) that is...

1) used to record pointless and retarded things that happen every single day
2) used to record the places an emo 12-year-old cuts himself
3) mostly full of utter crap nobody wants to know
4) overrated
5) something that everyone seems to have

Every other definition has exellent examples. XD

by Kitty April 24, 2005

Fritz

to be broken down

My computer was on the fritz last night.

by Kitty October 15, 2003

n00b

A person who seems to have had a seizure and fallen on their keyboard, as every fucking word they type is grossly misspelled. Usually a fan of Hilary Duff, JoJo, and otherwise. Sometimes an Evanescence fan, so as to suggest their 't0tal raWknezz'.

Actual quote taken from the US.IMDB.com Hilary Duff boards:
Man she's too popular and too good! Amazing how many votes she gets for Mtv's TRL.
She's amazing, she can sing. It's a great song really GET IT. Her hits keep coming Why not, so yesterday, come clean, our lips our sealed and now FLY. She's the best, screw the rest! Out of those hits, 4 out 5 were number one's and So Yesterday was retired from the chart 'cause it was so good! F**k all you haters SHE'S NUMBER ONE, get use to it, she's the best! SO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :)
Translation: I like Hilary Duff. She is an attractive young woman. I don't enjoy the music of other artists (because I'm a tree-hugging teenybopper pussy)

by Kitty September 12, 2004

AppleXcore

To be so hardXcore, AweXome, or sXe that you're appleXcore.

"I'm appleXcore, so blow me."

by Kitty April 1, 2005