kitty's definitions

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

xanga

A web log (see blog) that is...

1) used to record pointless and retarded things that happen every single day
2) used to record the places an emo 12-year-old cuts himself
3) mostly full of utter crap nobody wants to know
4) overrated
5) something that everyone seems to have

Every other definition has exellent examples. XD

by Kitty April 24, 2005

boy-wunder

A man with incredible sexual prowess and/or extreme skill at all forms of love-making.

That guy I hooked up with last night is a real boy-wunder; I'm exhausted but happy.

by Kitty November 20, 2003

mansonite

Someone who thinks they are goth, but in fact are just as mainstream as preps. They only listen to Marilyn Manson, Korn, etc and no real hardcore bands.

Mansonites are only a step above posers

by Kitty August 21, 2003

Klonopin

make you feel very relaxed. Best when mixed with alcohol.

Let's buy some Klonopins & drink this wine & get tore up.

by Kitty January 26, 2005

Porker

Noun: A word for someone who is accused of sexually mollesting animals. For example, someone who raped a dog (got milkboned) would be a porker. Someone who raped a pig (got porked by a pig) would also be a porker. Used most popularly as an insult.

I heard she was so desparate that she got milkboned by her dog! What a porker!

by Kitty January 25, 2005

medomalacuphobia

the fear of losing an erection.

Carl had to go to a clinic becasue of his medomalocuphobia.

by Kitty January 28, 2005