boredness

TO be extremely bored. And annoying. Try saying it a few times to your friends, its fun

Bordness! I am soooooooooooooooo bored. Talk to me Talk to me Talk to me!!!!!!

by KItty May 13, 2005

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

xanga

A web log (see blog) that is...

1) used to record pointless and retarded things that happen every single day
2) used to record the places an emo 12-year-old cuts himself
3) mostly full of utter crap nobody wants to know
4) overrated
5) something that everyone seems to have

Every other definition has exellent examples. XD

by Kitty April 24, 2005

pittsburgh

Get over It Yinza's Pittsburgh is a giant asshole inhabited by small peices of shit. It stinks, It's dirty, everything tastes like metal, the girls are ugly and the guys are douche bags. Living in pittsburgh will make your life suck. The bars are shitholes. The natives are disgusting alcoholics. The sports fans are crazed maniacs. Downtown P-burgh smells like a sweaty farmers ass. Pittsburgh blows don't go there you'll regret it. The end.

matt says'i got accepted to Pitt should I go?
Ryan replies" you should never got to a college that's name rhymes with shit"

by kitty April 18, 2005

afear'd

To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.

I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!

by Kitty February 09, 2005

Bapminas

A very large pair of Baps (boobs)

Jordan has Bapminas

by Kitty November 20, 2003

sport fuck

Casual sex, usually with a friend or other person that requires no commitment to anything more than having a good time.

Sport fucking is extremely popular on college campuses, especially at frat parties.

Me and Tyrell only sport fucked to pass the time- we knew there wuz no future in it and that wuz cool.

by kitty September 26, 2004