spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 25, 2004

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oep

an expression used when surprised , sudden lack of words, in response to someone insulting another

oep...your gay!!!

by kitty February 18, 2003

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velax

A). An idiot former starsiege player and egotistical no-talent wussy boy.
B). Your basic all around loser that has no friends because he's a jackass.

Velax is a jackass!

by Kitty December 05, 2003

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dildo

dil·do also dil·doe (dld)
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does

1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.

1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.

2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.

by Kitty April 19, 2004

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