kirsty's definitions

ding a ling

Musical term used to describe the male member

I want you to play with my ding a ling................Kirsty shemale

by kirsty November 19, 2003

orgy

100' za bitches and 100'za people with cocks fuckin' the bitches all at the same time in one same fuckin' place

"I went to the orgy last night i got stoned and smashed and smacked up fucked a few hundred lads was completely covered head to toe inside and out full of cum and caught about 17 stds- good night though apart from that skinny stick lad i fucked- mam phon the gum clinic up for me and arrrange an appointment"

by Kirsty April 15, 2003

bono

an under developed male, usually found in the presence of politicians,starving children and supermodels.
has a compulsion to save the world,
also a verb; to do a "bono"

David Furnish;hey look at all those starving earwigs, we should do a bono
Elton; nah, fuck em

by kirsty November 26, 2006

red dog

quick

i'm a 1 minute man

by kirsty September 16, 2003

troushe

the real word for troushe would be an ignorant jackass aka riley hallwood

riley your such a frickin troushe!

by kirsty April 25, 2005

gold hooped earrings

as worn by female knackers, pikeys, atomic kitten etc and kappa tracksuit wearing dogs

Britney Clare:hey Melinda Rose, have you seen these earrings in da catalogue

by kirsty November 19, 2003

lost wallet syndrome

an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in all venues; pubs, niteclubs, shops bus stops etc

hey mate, you wanna drink? oh shit ive lost my wallet, mines a fosters anyway!

by kirsty November 19, 2003