When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.
I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.
by kinkybabysteps March 29, 2022
Get the Boobly-Eyes mug.Because words are hard, pancakes is an expression of fondness, infatuation, and affection when no other expression seems to fit or is appropriate. It is something you can say to someone so that they will know, and you will know, even though neither of you really know. There is also an emoji for it, so that is nice.
Did you tell her how you feel?
No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.
No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.
by kinkybabysteps May 25, 2019
Get the Pancakes mug.The whimsical act of improving public spaces and art with googly eyes in an attempt to spread happiness, joy, and be just a tad bit mischievous.
This weekend, I am going to take my date out and impress her with my mad googli-fitti skills, and googly eye the HELL out of downtown.
by kinkybabysteps December 02, 2021
Get the Googli-fitti mug.Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.
by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022
Get the Chub Rub mug.When two couples come together for shenanigans and focus their time, for the duration of the the experience, on the opposite spouse; this experience is has previously been known as wife swapping. DILF Flipping is a non-patriarchal, modern, female forward term for wife swapping
Hey Suzie, when the four of us go out this weekend, are you comfortable DILF Flipping again? I really want that back massage with with strings attached your husband has been promising me
by kinkybabysteps November 04, 2018
Get the DILF Flipping mug.A form of poetry following a 5-7-5 syllable pattern that is sensual, sexually suggestive, and erotic. It is designed to woo a lover and encourage her to wrap her thighs around you.
Me: Hey, love. I wrote you a thigh-ku.
Her: Let me hear it.
Me:
Warm Friday showers,
But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.
Her: Let me hear it.
Me:
Warm Friday showers,
But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.
by kinkybabysteps August 16, 2021
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Anyone up for shennani-grins? We should go do some google-fiti downtown and try to help people smile. Maybe we can find a beer cock to decorate!
by kinkybabysteps December 09, 2021
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