kinkybabysteps's definitions
Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.
I went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just kind of sagged there, around her knees. It was very depressing.
by kinkybabysteps June 15, 2023
Get the Boohoobiesmug. Not to be confused with Thai Sauce, Thigh Sauce is the lubrication that is produced by a super wet pussy, when the quantity becomes so great it becomes "thigh sauce" as it can no longer be contained in the pussy .
by kinkybabysteps April 26, 2023
Get the Thigh Saucemug. The ability or need to express passionate emotions, specifically love, through touch and physical contact. Haptiphilia is particularly useful in situations where words fail to communicate the complexity or depth of an emotion.
She had haptiphilia, and couldn't find the words to tell him how she felt, so she reached out and touched his check as they kissed passionately. In that moment he knew.
by kinkybabysteps December 12, 2018
Get the Haptiphiliamug. When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.
I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.
by kinkybabysteps March 29, 2022
Get the Boobly-Eyesmug. The whimsical act of improving public spaces and art with googly eyes in an attempt to spread happiness, joy, and be just a tad bit mischievous.
This weekend, I am going to take my date out and impress her with my mad googli-fitti skills, and googly eye the HELL out of downtown.
by kinkybabysteps December 2, 2021
Get the Googli-fittimug. An adfrienture is an adventure that is made better by being with people whom you are friends with and who can fully support you, laugh with you, and help keep you safe. The best adfrientures end with a cuddle, whisky, and a campire.
We didn't go on nearly enough advrientures this year, so I can't wait for our 50th birthday adfrienture.
by kinkybabysteps August 15, 2022
Get the Adfrienturemug. Sneaky and chaotic fun that is intended to brighten other people's day, but does no harm and is at no one's expense.
Anyone up for shennani-grins? We should go do some google-fiti downtown and try to help people smile. Maybe we can find a beer cock to decorate!
by kinkybabysteps December 9, 2021
Get the Shennani-grinsmug.