When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.
I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.
by kinkybabysteps March 29, 2022
The ability or need to express passionate emotions, specifically love, through touch and physical contact. Haptiphilia is particularly useful in situations where words fail to communicate the complexity or depth of an emotion.
She had haptiphilia, and couldn't find the words to tell him how she felt, so she reached out and touched his check as they kissed passionately. In that moment he knew.
by kinkybabysteps December 12, 2018
I motorboated her, but she wanted more, so I plunged down below because she needed some submarining.
by kinkybabysteps April 03, 2024
An adfrienture is an adventure that is made better by being with people whom you are friends with and who can fully support you, laugh with you, and help keep you safe. The best adfrientures end with a cuddle, whisky, and a campire.
We didn't go on nearly enough advrientures this year, so I can't wait for our 50th birthday adfrienture.
by kinkybabysteps August 15, 2022
Boohoobies are sad and depressing boobs. They are the type of boobs that just kind of sit there, overflowing a bra and looking like Squidward's nose. Boohoobies when a woman is laying down look like to blobfish sliding off of her chest, trying to make their way back into the sea. Boohoobies are generally a disappointment for both the boob owner and the boob aficionado.
I went back to her place, and she started undressing, and her boohoobies flopped out and just kind of sagged there, around her knees. It was very depressing.
by kinkybabysteps June 15, 2023
When something happens that is much better than you deserve, and you can't decide if you were just lucky or if you were fortunate, so you decide that you are both.
Hey Nate, you wouldn't believe how fucky I was this weekend. I had the most amazing food adventure with a smart, beautiful woman.
by kinkybabysteps August 20, 2019
The whimsical act of improving public spaces and art with googly eyes in an attempt to spread happiness, joy, and be just a tad bit mischievous.
This weekend, I am going to take my date out and impress her with my mad googli-fitti skills, and googly eye the HELL out of downtown.
by kinkybabysteps December 02, 2021