kinkybabysteps's definitions

Haptiphilia

The ability or need to express passionate emotions, specifically love, through touch and physical contact. Haptiphilia is particularly useful in situations where words fail to communicate the complexity or depth of an emotion.

She had haptiphilia, and couldn't find the words to tell him how she felt, so she reached out and touched his check as they kissed passionately. In that moment he knew.

by kinkybabysteps December 12, 2018

Thigh Sauce

Not to be confused with Thai Sauce, Thigh Sauce is the lubrication that is produced by a super wet pussy, when the quantity becomes so great it becomes "thigh sauce" as it can no longer be contained in the pussy .

As soon as I busted out my Tamale, she got so excited that there was Thigh Sauce everywhere.

by kinkybabysteps April 26, 2023

Pancakes

Because words are hard, pancakes is an expression of fondness, infatuation, and affection when no other expression seems to fit or is appropriate. It is something you can say to someone so that they will know, and you will know, even though neither of you really know. There is also an emoji for it, so that is nice.

Did you tell her how you feel?

No, I got tongue-tied and said, "I really like pancakes."
Well, did she get it?
Yeah, because she said she likes pancakes too, and then we totally nibbled.

by kinkybabysteps May 25, 2019

Googli-fitti

The whimsical act of improving public spaces and art with googly eyes in an attempt to spread happiness, joy, and be just a tad bit mischievous.

This weekend, I am going to take my date out and impress her with my mad googli-fitti skills, and googly eye the HELL out of downtown.

by kinkybabysteps December 2, 2021

Chub Rub

Chub Rub is the body lubricant that is necessary for engorged and furry runners and hikers have to coat their bodies in during the summer. Chub Rub keeps chaffing and blisters to a minimum.

Hey, I'm going for a run; can I borrow your chub rub so that I stay moist and don't chafe.

by kinkybabysteps July 17, 2022

Dark Fucks

Dark fucks are when you have so few fucks to give, that you go dark, and only give fucks for malevolent goals like destroying the organization that has destroyed your soul or ruining the counselor that has forced you into counseling.

Dave, you seem energetic, like you suddenly have fucks to give. No, but I am going to burn down this building; I only have dark fucks to give.

by kinkybabysteps April 13, 2022

Boobly-Eyes

When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.

I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.

by kinkybabysteps March 29, 2022