Definitions by kinkybabysteps

Boobly-Eyes 

When a sexy woman wears a set of googly-eyes as pasties, and then while you are having sex, the eyes swirl like tassels and her laughter causes her pelvic floor muscles to contract giving you an amazing orgasm.

I was able to hold out until she slapped the boobly-eyes on and I laughed and growled and screamed her name all at the same time.

Boobly-Eyes by kinkybabysteps March 29, 2022

Shennani-grins 

Sneaky and chaotic fun that is intended to brighten other people's day, but does no harm and is at no one's expense.

Anyone up for shennani-grins? We should go do some google-fiti downtown and try to help people smile. Maybe we can find a beer cock to decorate!

Shennani-grins by kinkybabysteps December 9, 2021

Googli-fitti 

The whimsical act of improving public spaces and art with googly eyes in an attempt to spread happiness, joy, and be just a tad bit mischievous.

This weekend, I am going to take my date out and impress her with my mad googli-fitti skills, and googly eye the HELL out of downtown.

Googli-fitti by kinkybabysteps December 2, 2021

Thigh-Ku 

A form of poetry following a 5-7-5 syllable pattern that is sensual, sexually suggestive, and erotic. It is designed to woo a lover and encourage her to wrap her thighs around you.

Me: Hey, love. I wrote you a thigh-ku.

Her: Let me hear it.
Me:

Warm Friday showers,

But they would be twice as hot
If you were with me.
Her: Take off your clothes and get over her.

Thigh-Ku by kinkybabysteps August 16, 2021

paramour-dipity 

When you accidently find yourself in love with someone that you weren't looking for, and didn't know you needed. It is the realization that someone has always been there, even in the years they weren't.

It was an amazing act of paramour-dipity that I found her. My wife loves her almost as much as I do, but damn, do I really adore her.

paramour-dipity by kinkybabysteps June 23, 2021

SMH 

SMH, commonly misunderstood as "Shake My Head," actually means "So Much Hunkiness." SMH is used when a man, or group of men do something so outstanding that the women around them are in awe, and can't help but to exclaim "SMH."

Look at those dudes, they dressed up like a zebra, and were attacked by lions. That is awesome - SMH. So Much Hunkiness.

SMH by kinkybabysteps August 27, 2019

Fucky 

When something happens that is much better than you deserve, and you can't decide if you were just lucky or if you were fortunate, so you decide that you are both.

Hey Nate, you wouldn't believe how fucky I was this weekend. I had the most amazing food adventure with a smart, beautiful woman.

Fucky by kinkybabysteps August 20, 2019