killerdove's definitions

sicktard

A sick retard.

ewwwww.... what kind of sicktard crapped on the toilet seat?

by killerdove November 23, 2011

macebell

An old-school Indian weight-training implement. Consists of a solid steel spherical mass (usually about 10 kilogram and above) attached to a solid steel handle, giving it an appearance similar to a huge metal lolly-pop. Can also be used as a very capable weapon.

she: OMG Joe, your dumb macebell just cracked the floor tiles!

by killerdove November 12, 2011

condoom

1) The undesirable aftermath of the failure of a condom (or any other contraceptive device). Notable results (condooms) are unwanted pregnancies and social stigma, sexually transmitted diseases, etc.

2) An individual actually born as a result of a contraceptive failure or unprotected casual sex.

3) (slang) A pathetically undesirable/despicable individual.

1) Avoid a condoom - use a condom!

2) Research says there are more condooms in civilized society than in the shanty towns!

3) Get lost you pathetic condoom!

by killerdove July 2, 2011

Silicon Burner

Any software application, most commonly a video game, that tends to overwork the CPU and other resources, very often leading to a freeze.

Hey I can't run GT4, it's a real silicon burner

by killerdove June 16, 2011

Oculus Face

The embarrassing face (complete with temporary red rashes/lines) that a gamer lands up with after hours of strapping the oculus rift to his/her face.

Damn it's six already?!! Time to get rid of my oculus face and hit the party!

by killerdove July 4, 2016

megacock

A large penis that is much larger than average, but still smaller than a gigacock and a teracock.

he: what say you polish my megacock, sweetie?
she: totally!

by killerdove November 23, 2011

smoke the peace pipe

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.

I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.

by killerdove November 20, 2011