faggin

1. A commoner, especially one that is easily influenced.

Tomás: Man, there are too many people in here!
Kiko: Faggin-slicer, ACTIVATE!
Constable: Stop there, evil-doer!
Kiko: SMOKE YOU, flatfoot! *throws smoke-bomb, disappears*
Tomás: *sigh* How much is this going to cost me?
Constable: Let's you just drop them pants..
Tomás: !
Tomás: Ki-KOOOOOO! *camera pans out*

by Kiko October 04, 2004

Nihoeigo

Mispronounced or misused Japanese, as used by the Wapanese; Japanglish

Kore wa...Nihoeigo?

Ainiku, hai!

by Kiko December 17, 2003

hurf-durf

Noun;

A person that is not to be taken seriously.

Jerkden: Play my card game!
Kiko: Well, I don't know how...it's complicated, and I don't feel like learning that shite.
Jerkden: It's okay, be like Dackson. He's no good at the game, but he plays anyway and has fun.
Kiko: Well, Dackson will be the lone hurf-durf; I'm not playing!
Jerkden: Suit yourself.
*Kiko punches Jerkden*

by Kiko April 30, 2004

Dark Power

The fuel of the Dark Forces, which causes ruin, injury, and pain.

The dark power is overcoming me!

by Kiko December 18, 2003

Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 04, 2004

Luolian

1. Some...lady.
2. MORE LIKE FOO-OLIAN!

Kiko: "More like 'Foo-olian!" *guffaws*
Foo-olian: Hey...what?
Foo-olian: Shouldn't my name read "Luolian," at least in this little script?
Kiko: Sorry, FOO-OLIAN, I make the rules around here!
Foo-olian: Oh, so that's how it is.
Foo-olian: *starts to tell some inside joke, is interrupted by Kiko's hand slapping her face HARD*

by Kiko February 03, 2004

Coko

A man who flirts insincerely.

Kiko: Look at that coko over there, scamming all those girls!
J.C.: Uh hur hur hur! We need to get you a nice redhead; you know, th-
Kiko: Silence!

by Kiko April 26, 2004