kikanjuuneko's definitions

Ultimate Stranger

A variation on The Stranger. Involves, in addition to sitting on your hand until it becomes numb, also painting the nails on that hand. You then have a seat in a dark room or closet and use your free hand to shine a flashlight on the hand with the painted nails while you masturbate.

"My girlfriend left me, so I gave myself The Ultimate Stranger. I then proceeded to contemplate the emptiness of my existence and ended up contacting my lawyer and writing my will."

by kikanjuuneko February 21, 2008

mosh callout

A (usually short) vocal cue, most commonly used by hardcore bands to announce a breakdown, so the crowd knows when to start moshing.

"Go!"

"Bring it!"

"Don't be a pussy, get hit!"

by kikanjuuneko September 8, 2004

pit check

1. (verb) Smelling your armpits to make sure they don't smell bad.
2. (noun) An instance of pit checking.

1. *sniff* What's that smell? Pit checking time!
2. Man, I just did a pit check, my pits stink!

by kikanjuuneko September 29, 2004

telenovela

A soap opera, of Spanish or Latin American origin. Famed for having strange plots, even for soap operas, and some of the worst offenses of overacting ever.

"Fernando, mi amigo! Y Maria, mi mujer! En el cuchi-cuchi! PORQUE, MARIA?!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"

by kikanjuuneko January 27, 2005

braveheart

Derived from the Mel Gibson movie with the same name, the Braveheart is when during a concert (usually of the harder type), the band tells the audience to split up into two sides, one dubbed the English, the other dubbed the Scottish. These sides will face each other, and on some type of cue, usually when the music or a breakdown starts, the two sides will run into each other, causing a giant moshpit to erupt all over the venue.

"That was an amazing Braveheart!" Lou Koller (Sick of It All), Stockholm, 3/4 2004

by kikanjuuneko March 3, 2004