kid chameleon's definitions

smoof

The fluid a Smurf produces when he achieves orgasm

Man, that Smurfette is so fine, I think I'm gonna smoof in my little white pants!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

mexican hooker

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature

I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

Deluxe

A person, object or event that is considered to be of a very high standard.

So, I was in this new club with these hot twins who kept buying me drinks all night - it was so deluxe!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

Queens of the Stone Age

(aka QOTSA)

Nigh on the best fucking band ever. Manage to blend balls-to-the-wall rock, mystic arty flourishes and dark sardonic humour into perfect tunes. If God and Satan copulated and spawned a child made of music, this would be the sound of its voice. Listen to their album "Songs For The Deaf" on acid and you'll understand. I did. So did the 10ft neon cowgirls who appeared in my loungeroom.

Thinking rockers prefer QOTSA.

by kid chameleon October 17, 2003

MacGuyver

verb - to improvise with only the materials at hand to create something else

My shoes were in a terrible state of disrepair, but with a knife and some masking tape I MacGuyvered them into a cool pair of sandals!

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

Rig

To tamper with something so the outcome benefits a pre-chosen person or group.

I didn't win the million dollar prize, so I reckon the damn competition must be rigged.

by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003