Definitions by kid chameleon

on the fritz 

When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.

I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.

on the fritz by kid chameleon January 14, 2004

Queens of the Stone Age 

(aka QOTSA)

Nigh on the best fucking band ever. Manage to blend balls-to-the-wall rock, mystic arty flourishes and dark sardonic humour into perfect tunes. If God and Satan copulated and spawned a child made of music, this would be the sound of its voice. Listen to their album "Songs For The Deaf" on acid and you'll understand. I did. So did the 10ft neon cowgirls who appeared in my loungeroom.

Thinking rockers prefer QOTSA.

Queens of the Stone Age by kid chameleon October 17, 2003

sliced bread 

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

sliced bread by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

mexican hooker 

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature

I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!

mexican hooker by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

snot 

verb - to punch somebody in the face

"He spilled my pint, so I snotted him"

snot by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

aweswick

Little known New Zealand superlative - a combination of 'awesome' and 'wicked'

I love hanging out with that chick Chelsea... she's so aweswick!

aweswick by kid chameleon October 15, 2003

bank job 

When a car is parked in a haphazard fashion (out of the lines, up on the curb etc). Looks like the driver has left their car like that because they've had to exit the vehicle in a hurry to rush off and quickly get on with something that isn't parking.

Did you see the way Sean parked his Jeep? What a bloody bank job that was!

bank job by kid chameleon October 15, 2003