keyshaw's definitions

cumfiesta

A 15 minute sexual encounter between a girl, and one or two guys. Usually filmed and photographed for internet consumption. The "fiesta" generally occurs in the last minute or so, with the lovely young lady receiving a protein-enriched facial.

Kim is never late for a Cumfiesta.

by keyshaw May 2, 2004

thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.

Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.

by keyshaw March 23, 2010

get head

v. To receive oral sex, ie. cunnilingus or a fellatio.

I got head from Kate last night.

by keyshaw January 18, 2005

depopulate

(v) A government euphemism for genocide.

Spin Doctor: "The government doesn't kill people, they depopulate the area."

by keyshaw June 30, 2004

shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004

24 / 7

Approximately 3.42857143

24 divided by 7, right?

by keyshaw October 4, 2004

SUBAR

(adj) S.U.B.A.R. Stands for Stuck Up Beyond All Recognition.
Especially prevalent amongst brown bitches, such as Desi Princess Trash.

That Bitch is so SUBAR.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004