$5.74

the highest gas prices to date

SHUT UP ABOUT HOW YOU'RE SAVING THE COUNTRY MR. MORON YOU TURNED GAS PRICES UP TO $5.74!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

moron

Biden's last name before he went into politics and became a murderer

hey saw mr. moron got covid. again. not buying his request for attention.

by keyboard cat transator August 17, 2022

meow

basic communication between the feline and the sapient. depending on the tilt of the head, tail shape, and ear position, the simple meow can mean anything from "I'm hungi" to "I'm bored" to "wut r u doink?"

Head position 1- no tilt
if rubbing against you and tail straight up: "scratch me"
if sitting ears back facing you with tail on floor: "I'm hungi. plz give fishes"
if laying down on your lap scratching at your shirt: "dis borink. feather game NOW"

head position 2- medium tilt
if sitting and licking self between glances: "you boring. wut you doink?"
if looking at something intently: "i c a mows. GET MOWS NOW"

head position 3- heavy tilt
if laying down: "dis comfy. im getting sleepy..."
If sniffing random objects: I'm EXPLOROR kitty
If purring while looking at you from your lap: "u r nice. I love you"

so many types of meows, right kitty?

kitty: MEOW!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

MREOW

angry or distressed kitty noise.

if hair standing up: GO AWAY STUPID DOGE
if laying down and sad-looking: "plz help me need much fishies"

kitty: MEREEEOOW!!!! ZSZSSIKKKHHHHH! SSIIIIKKKKHHHHH!!! MREOW!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

JBITWPSN;HHBMTAIRFTROMOAWAIITPODOE. FJBN

you'll never figure it out
oe iden s he orst resident ince ixon: e as asically urdered housands nd s esposible or he aping f illions f fganistani omen nd s n he rocess f estroying ur conomy. UCK OE IDEN!

wow i hate mr moron hes so bad in fact JBITWPSN;HHBMTAIRFTROMOAWAIITPODOE. FJBN

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

pqowieurytlaksjdhfgzmxncbv

i hate words thats the definition if yiou type this in your computer it will tell you the answer to life

no one ever named arnold: (types pqowieurytlaksjdhfgzmxncbv)
no one ever names arnold's computer: the answer to life is YES
no one ever named arnold: guess i'll die?

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

prrrrr...

when a cat is happi and comfi. only when in ecstasy.

kitty laying on a soft bed eating salmon: prrrrr...

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022