JBITWPSN;HHBMTAIRFTROMOAWAIITPODOE. FJBN

you'll never figure it out
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wow i hate mr moron hes so bad in fact JBITWPSN;HHBMTAIRFTROMOAWAIITPODOE. FJBN

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

liberal

someone who supports the 46th president aka the spectacular SENILE MAN and dislikes this post

some absolute moron disliked this post he must be a liberal and wants the taliban to rape all the afganistanian women heck he might he in the taliban .

by keyboard cat transator August 17, 2022

POIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSAMNBVCXZ

POIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSAMNBVCXZ SI P SULP OIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSAMNBVCXZ WOW

read that backwards if your GAY it literally means POIUYTREWQLKJHGFDSAMNBVCXZ

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

$5.74

the highest gas prices to date

SHUT UP ABOUT HOW YOU'RE SAVING THE COUNTRY MR. MORON YOU TURNED GAS PRICES UP TO $5.74!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

prrrrr...

when a cat is happi and comfi. only when in ecstasy.

kitty laying on a soft bed eating salmon: prrrrr...

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

meow

basic communication between the feline and the sapient. depending on the tilt of the head, tail shape, and ear position, the simple meow can mean anything from "I'm hungi" to "I'm bored" to "wut r u doink?"

Head position 1- no tilt
if rubbing against you and tail straight up: "scratch me"
if sitting ears back facing you with tail on floor: "I'm hungi. plz give fishes"
if laying down on your lap scratching at your shirt: "dis borink. feather game NOW"

head position 2- medium tilt
if sitting and licking self between glances: "you boring. wut you doink?"
if looking at something intently: "i c a mows. GET MOWS NOW"

head position 3- heavy tilt
if laying down: "dis comfy. im getting sleepy..."
If sniffing random objects: I'm EXPLOROR kitty
If purring while looking at you from your lap: "u r nice. I love you"

so many types of meows, right kitty?

kitty: MEOW!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022

Christian Minecraft Server

a place of holiness, quartz and gold farms, and way too many trolls swearing and getting banned

me on a Christian Minecraft Server: meow

no one ever: BAN! BAN! BANABAN BANNANA!

by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022