11 definitions by keyboard cat transator
by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
by keyboard cat transator August 17, 2022
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn + m
YAYEET IS JUST TYPED qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbn and the typed M. GET RECT ITS QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
you'll never figure it out
oe iden s he orst resident ince ixon: e as asically urdered housands nd s esposible or he aping f illions f fganistani omen nd s n he rocess f estroying ur conomy. UCK OE IDEN!
oe iden s he orst resident ince ixon: e as asically urdered housands nd s esposible or he aping f illions f fganistani omen nd s n he rocess f estroying ur conomy. UCK OE IDEN!
by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
basic communication between the feline and the sapient. depending on the tilt of the head, tail shape, and ear position, the simple meow can mean anything from "I'm hungi" to "I'm bored" to "wut r u doink?"
Head position 1- no tilt
if rubbing against you and tail straight up: "scratch me"
if sitting ears back facing you with tail on floor: "I'm hungi. plz give fishes"
if laying down on your lap scratching at your shirt: "dis borink. feather game NOW"
head position 2- medium tilt
if sitting and licking self between glances: "you boring. wut you doink?"
if looking at something intently: "i c a mows. GET MOWS NOW"
head position 3- heavy tilt
if laying down: "dis comfy. im getting sleepy..."
If sniffing random objects: I'm EXPLOROR kitty
If purring while looking at you from your lap: "u r nice. I love you"
Head position 1- no tilt
if rubbing against you and tail straight up: "scratch me"
if sitting ears back facing you with tail on floor: "I'm hungi. plz give fishes"
if laying down on your lap scratching at your shirt: "dis borink. feather game NOW"
head position 2- medium tilt
if sitting and licking self between glances: "you boring. wut you doink?"
if looking at something intently: "i c a mows. GET MOWS NOW"
head position 3- heavy tilt
if laying down: "dis comfy. im getting sleepy..."
If sniffing random objects: I'm EXPLOROR kitty
If purring while looking at you from your lap: "u r nice. I love you"
by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
by keyboard cat transator August 18, 2022
some absolute moron disliked this post he must be a liberal and wants the taliban to rape all the afganistanian women heck he might he in the taliban .
by keyboard cat transator August 17, 2022