PAS

Acronym for 'People Are Stupid'

A atch all answer for people doing, getting hurt or arrested for doing moronic things.

A guy was hit and killed on the freeway when he was running across the road to TAG the center median.

Response: PAS!

by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

Scamway

A term used to define the practices of the Amway Corporation. For years, it has been know that Amway uses less than honorable methods to recruit members into their cult.

No! I am not interested in hearing about Scamway. Please do not call me again!

by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

Webster

To poop. Reminiscent of the little brown boy from 70-80’s TV show of the same name.

Dude! I have got to take a Webster.

by kevinjanko July 7, 2008

Cardian Angel

like: Guardian Angel. Is the car driving infront of you in bad weather that helps you stay on the road and find your way safely.

It was snowing so hard, I could not see the road, but I followed my Cardian Angel safely to a truck stop.

by kevinjanko January 26, 2010

SOC

Acronym for 'Shooting Occupied Clothing'

A term coined from police work, when a gang member, frequent criminal or another deserving person is shot.

Officer 1: There was another shooting, two gang members capped each other last night.

Officer 2: No loss! Is a SOC crime.

by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

license to grow

An individual who always smells heavily of cannabis.

That dude smells like week all the time, he must have a license to grow it.

by kevinjanko May 16, 2021

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008