these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Get the muffdivermug. past tense of the world renowned queef, or a loud resonating sound formed by the expelling of trapped air from the vaginal orefice...
"As i punched her in her bulbous tummy, she quaff'd a deadly disturbance which cleared the entire household in 3 seconds flat..."
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
Get the quaffmug. this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was being contained. prolonged exposure to this environment may lead the gimp to have a permanent fudge trail down his backside detering any further attempts to sodomize the victim. his presence might then become sickening to his captors leading to his ultimate release...
"That is the biggest god damn Fudge Mountain ive ever seen Maynard!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Get the fudge mountainmug. this is a permantly stained poopie trail leading down one's backside, especially that of a gimp. only prolonged exposure to fudge mountains and other such fecal matter will lead to a fudge trail. extreme cases of fudge trails necessitate prompt medical attention.
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Get the fudge trailmug. catch your girl offguard and pluck her right in the clitoris...watch her grab that shit like shez gonna lose it...
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
Get the clam stingermug. after making a boston pancake on your loverz chest, send her outside to lay in the sun for about an hour. hence a boston fudge pie is formed...
by KevinCA$H August 04, 2006
Get the boston fudge piemug. this is when a man blows fecal spackle on a girlz chest while watchin Arod strike out with the bases loaded.
by KevinCA$H August 03, 2006
Get the dirty rodriguezmug.