Definitions by kevin

fuccup 

similiar to a hiccup but you continue to mess up over and over.

Clint is one big fuccup artist.

fuccup by Kevin July 27, 2004

Red River Shootout 

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.

Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.

Red River Shootout by Kevin July 27, 2004

GUTAB 

Allyson is the coolest and prettiest and coolest girl in the world.

Dang you know who the prettiest girl in the world is one word....GUTAB.

GUTAB by Kevin July 26, 2004

assticle 

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.

God, billy is such an assticle to mike.

assticle by Kevin July 26, 2004

ribs 

slang term for condoms

im gunna have sex tonight, better go buy some ribs

ribs by Kevin July 26, 2004

Threatmantic

A portmanteau of "threating" and "romantic" from an episode of "Fairly Odd Parents" wherein Timmy Turner's parents try to help Timmy write an effective love-email to his crush Trixie Tang by combining the usual lovey-dovey cliches with threatening that she'd better date him if she ever wants to see her parents again.

It's threatening and romantic! It's threatmantic!

Threatmantic by Kevin July 26, 2004

basic training 

an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a anamalistic aggressive killer lifestyle.

If I had known what basic training was really like I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER joined the army

basic training by Kevin July 26, 2004