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oxygen magnesium

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.
Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!
by Kevin December 6, 2003
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GUTAB

Allyson is the coolest and prettiest and coolest girl in the world.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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Tipsy

A song that is not cool anymore because little kids know it.....
Kid:I'm Tipsy!
Me:That song's not cool anymore!!
by Kevin May 5, 2004
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sandwich with mayo

Where two men and a woman have a threesome where one man takes the front and the other the back, and then both cum on her face at the same time.
John and I gave Jane a sandwich with mayo last night.
by Kevin February 16, 2005
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goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.
"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."
by Kevin August 4, 2003
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Shaonme

Shaonme is short for "Shine on Me." This is derived from someone who just lit it up in their sport/activity and wants everyone to pay close attention to them and to get out of the sunlight or moon light so it can Shine on them. Cuz they're the shit
After scoring a sick goal in soccer Cool guy runs over to the sideline and says yo Shaonme nigga. and the other team cries cuz they know he's the shit and there is nothing they can do about it
by Kevin May 1, 2006
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basic training

an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a anamalistic aggressive killer lifestyle.
If I had known what basic training was really like I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER joined the army
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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