kevin's definitions

lacrosse

1. A game in which two 10-member teams attempt to send a small ball into each other's netted goal, each player being equipped with a crosse or stick at the end of which is a netted pocket for catching, carrying, or throwing the ball.
2. Canadaian slang for masturbation.
3. The name of the Buick LaCrosse, causing many giggles in Quebec.

Example 1:
Guy 1: I play lacrosse.
Guy 2: What are you, a woman?
Guy 1: No, but I like the women on my team.
Guy 2: Dude, but they're totally butch!
Guy 1: I like it that way.

Example 2:
Québécois 1: Voulez-vous aller à la bibliothèque?
Québécois 2: Pas, je veux rentrer à la maison et lacrosse.

Example 3:
Québécois: Oh ho ho, le nom de cette voiture est très drôle!

by Kevin January 13, 2009

fullovum

The process by which a person, or a Hannah exploits their own ability to be full of awesome ideas.

"Gee whiz you sure have some great ideas!"

"I know, I know.. i'm so fullovum!"

by Kevin July 22, 2004

Whats up?

What is happEnig friend

what is going on friend?

by Kevin December 4, 2003

got chili'd

when one party deficates on the other party in one way or the other.

:i got chili'd by lauren...
:thats fucking gross.

by kevin February 9, 2005

Iggy

1. short for ignore

2. nickname for the best hockey player Jarome Iginla.

I put that chat bitch on iggy.

Iggy is the MVP of the league.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

ribs

slang term for condoms

im gunna have sex tonight, better go buy some ribs

by Kevin July 26, 2004

fool's errand

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job

Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails

by Kevin April 11, 2005