kerb's definitions

bird cage

A shelf, or part of a shelf, in a supermarket, where reduced goods are displayed.

So called because they are going "cheep cheep"!

Customer Service Assistant: "Madam, you'll find baked beans going cheep for 5c a can, the bird cage"

Customer: "Bird cage?"

CSA: "Because its going cheep cheap!"

by Kerb November 27, 2004

hard edge

Vegan form of straight edge.

Billy: U Edge?
Daisy: Yeah!
Billy: U Vegan?
Daisy: Hard Edge Yeah!

by Kerb November 28, 2004

shit hits the fan

Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.

When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"

by Kerb November 28, 2004

mcdonalds

1. Noun: Scottish Clan.

2. Noun: Worldwide chain of outlets that are allegedly "restaurant" that allegedly sell "food".

McDonalds have the bare faced cheek to call itself a resturant.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

deafie

Person who is deaf, acceptable slang used within the deaf community.

900 deafies went to the deaf rave.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

spike

To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.

The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

beer festival

1. A festival where the promoted theme (eg. a popular brand of beer, folk singing, medieval banquet, striptease, Octoberfest) is blatantly ignored, and large quantities of beer is drunk. And people roll about rat arsed, pissed as a newt, lit up like a christmas tree, and display a range of loud and disorderly behaviour.

I went to the (insert your favourite beer) Beer Fastival and had a great time!

by Kerb November 29, 2004