tramp

1. A homeless person who travels and does not work, and pisses in his or her clothes, and grows a beard.

2. Osama Bin Laden.

There's a new tramp in town, and he looks like Bin Laden.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

Intelligence

The ability to get high score on IQ tests.

Albert got an IQ of 150 and is therefore very intelligent.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

easy rider

1. A male who shags every woman. The complementary opposite of a bike.

2. A lesbian with a strap-on, riding a woman.

Cant find love? Go see Roland, the factory's easy rider!

by Kerb November 29, 2004

doughnut

A circle of rubber left by cars and motorbikes as they smoke their tyres in a circle.

John made a doughnut with his car at the supermarket car park.

by Kerb November 27, 2004

cuntstubble

Noun: A police woman who shaves her pubes.

There is a rumour going around in the police station canteen, that Inspector Jones is a cunstubble.

by Kerb November 28, 2004

shit hits the fan

Phrase: Uttered by people when a uber terrorist takes place, such as involving a nuclear weapon, on a large Western city, such that would makes 9/11 a sunday school picnic.

When George saw the mushroom cloud, he swore in a most unchristian manner, and said that "Shit hit the fan!"

by Kerb November 28, 2004

spike

To hammer nails into a tree trunk, as an ecological activist would, to protect the tree from being felled by loggers.

The eco warrior spiked 150 trees today.

by Kerb November 27, 2004