ken's definitions

democracy

Fascism you can vote for.

How exactly does the President do more good then Hussein?

by Ken July 20, 2004

Finger Cock

One who has a fucking damn shitty small~~~~~~~ dick

Doctor: Damn Mr.X You Got A Damn Finger Cock!! OMFGROFLMAOWTFBBQSAUCE

by Ken March 1, 2005

No Talent Ass Clown

From the Latin "Nay Talentus Assus Clownius". A whiny or otherwise pathetic person who lacks any prowess in his or her field, also lacking charisma.
eg: Chirs Carrabba

Boy 1: Wow did you see Dashboard Confessional?
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!

by Ken January 30, 2005

Pers

When Kenneths run fast and guide you to safety, otherwise known as chins

Holy shit Kenneth is one hell of a pers

by ken April 2, 2004

awesomo

1)An awesome way of saying awesome.

2)A mock of the Japanese made robot, Asimo.

1)Rob: I got a PSP
Bob: That is awesomo!
2)"I am Awesomo." - Cartman

by Ken March 25, 2005

melon fanny

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.

Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!

by Ken February 2, 2004

Trey

Attempt, endeavour,put forth effort.

"Trey as you meyt, you can't eat yoghurt with chopsticks."

by Ken November 14, 2003