41 definitions by kempo
by kempo May 7, 2006
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Example A:
Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much!
Matt: Oh for fuck sake. Don't turn this into a praisefest.
Example B:
Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much, she's so great, I'd love to kiss her until night falls, and carress her until the morning comes. Love awashes over my body like a river running through a forest, where water is scarce. Oh how much I love her!
Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP...WITH YOUR PRAISEFEST.
Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much!
Matt: Oh for fuck sake. Don't turn this into a praisefest.
Example B:
Kyle: Ohhh I love her so much, she's so great, I'd love to kiss her until night falls, and carress her until the morning comes. Love awashes over my body like a river running through a forest, where water is scarce. Oh how much I love her!
Matt: SHUT THE FUCK UP...WITH YOUR PRAISEFEST.
by kempo November 9, 2006
To walk to the beat while listening to music via your earphones. Usually done to Rap beats, with your feet landing on the snare drum.
by kempo March 6, 2006
Ann (Hot): I think I like you!!!
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!
Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..
George (Ugly): Yeah I think I like you, but I thought some hot guy liked you.
Ann (Hot): Yeah, but I choose you!
Later that day...
Neil: Shiiit, I got smifed..
by kempo May 10, 2006
When you say an egotistical comment, you null it by saying the term no ego. Used in a similar way to gay comments and no homo.
by kempo May 4, 2007
Where someone cuts an intentional hole in their t-shirt underneath their armpit to allow ventilation. Called so due to the steam from the armpit resembling a chimney with steam.
by kempo May 10, 2006