anus of humanity

The shit on the bottom of my shoe.

That bitch is the anus of humanity.

In short form - Dr. Ass

by Kelly May 05, 2004

Penguin

A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!

Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!

by Kelly November 06, 2004

shitting seven colours

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.

"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)

by Kelly December 23, 2004

colligan

A: enraptured by turtle icecream cake
B: a righteous dude

"Colligan is the only Colligan there is."

by kelly September 11, 2003

snapzilla

A combination of snap and godzilla that denotes an enhanced or intensified version of snap.

Dude 1: You suck.

Dude 2: Not as much as your mom does! Awwwwww, snapzilla!!!!!

by Kelly April 22, 2005

jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.

Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !

by Kelly April 22, 2004

quilence

a combination of the word silent and quiet

Quilence you fools!

by kelly February 13, 2004