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asshat

A word derived from a social climate and political era that is an epitome.

An epitome (Greek epitemnein—to cut short) is a summary or miniature form, also used as a synonym for embodiment. Many lost documents from the Ancient Greek and Roman worlds survive now only "in epitome" referring to the practice of some later authors (epitomators) who wrote distilled versions of larger works now lost. Reference:The Lorax is arguably Seuss' most controversial work, having been banned in some schools and libraries for its anti-forestry industry content. Word derived: asshat
Lidsville is the epitome of American Politics, where as, asshat characters are potrayed.
Used in sentence: "Those asshat's in the county seat let the ONCELER cut down all the trees," yelled the LORAX.
"Lost a planet Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing."-YODA That Darth Vader is an asshat.
by Kelly July 24, 2007
mugGet the asshatmug.

slag

The rubbish left on top of pure iron in the blast furnace
scientific name:
'Calcium Silicate'
by kelly February 18, 2004
mugGet the slagmug.

tewl

by Kelly January 30, 2004
mugGet the tewlmug.

Chickle

by Kelly June 15, 2004
mugGet the Chicklemug.

jelly bracelets

OMG! teachers and parents would u all just stop worring and chill the frick down i mean they r just bracelets and me and my firends r Pissed off cause u wont let us wear tyhem anymore because of the so called SEXUAL TERMS ! i mean there r ppl who wear them 4 that and i no that but sum of us dont and we want to get our bracelets back and start wearing them again ! its all about FASION . say it with me now F.A.S.H.I.O.N.
Hloy crap u broke my green bracelete now i will have to give u head ! YEAH right i mean let us kids do what ever we want with our bracelets !
by Kelly April 21, 2004
mugGet the jelly braceletsmug.

choad

a guy with "small man syndrome." he is short and needs a huge S.U.V. and muscles and is very cocky. huge asshole. Is called a choad because he has small man syndrome which means he has a short fat penis.
That guy is such a choad.
He was so choady
by Kelly September 29, 2003
mugGet the choadmug.

shitting seven colours

Term used to describe someone who is excessively scared or frightened.
Usually used metaphorically.

Also used in Holland, but translated into Dutch.
"He was shitting seven colours."
(He was very frightened.)
by Kelly December 22, 2004
mugGet the shitting seven coloursmug.

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