by Kelly September 13, 2004
by Kelly June 15, 2004
by Kelly October 03, 2003
Even though everyone thought Patrick only hooked up with girls, he was called Fag Snack behind his back for a reason.
by Kelly February 11, 2006
by Kelly January 16, 2004
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
by Kelly June 18, 2006