keith's definitions

New Jersey

Place where everything is better than where your from. For example, weed. It also doesnt smell, and not everyone likes emo, because emo is gay. Home of the malls, playah

Me: you ever been to new jersey?
person: hell no i heard it smells like shit, and the people have a gay accent
Me :: pulls out 9 ::

by Keith December 1, 2003

Monkeyspackflaps

Derived from several individual words. Commonly used when there is not enough time to say all 3 words individually, so have to say them quickly and together.

Stop touching me, Monkeyspackflap!!!

by Keith October 12, 2004

deadwood

One of the best TV series ever.

Last Sunday's episode of Deadwood was great

by Keith March 15, 2005

anarchy

a naeve political movement in wich there are no laws and no government.

Anyone who has seen a traffic light that's out can see that anarchy just won't work.

by Keith February 4, 2005

itchied

the past tense of itch

bumblebee: it was caused i itchied

by keith June 13, 2004

nail

A cigarette

Yo man let me get one of those nails dude

by keith August 9, 2003

The Cum Bush

THe bush, reputedly close to the subway, that smells of Jizz

"Dudes, has anyone been past that bush by the subway that smells of Jizz?"

"Oh yeah the cum bush"

by Keith May 24, 2003