keith's definitions

Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

by Keith August 4, 2004

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004

Juniper Green

Some stupid guy i know made it up instead of saying jumper, he thinks its rhyming slang!!

"It's cold, where's my juniper green?"

by Keith August 12, 2004

juanson

slang, referring to the male genitalia
synonmous with jhonson

That man just kicked me in the juanson.

by Keith August 23, 2004

whenner

synonomous with weiner
referring to a mans juanson

The mans girlfriend worked real hard on his whenner.

by Keith August 23, 2004

sheowmsain

loosely translated it means do you know what i'm sayin'
a proclamtion
to be correct

i told you that was going to happen sheowmsain

by Keith August 23, 2004

helkholesh

is meat on stick

-best served with crab juice, or mountain dew.

We do not sell hot dogs, only helkholesh.

by Keith August 23, 2004