Sandmonkey

Small digging monkey like creature living on the Isle of Wight (United Kingdom)Creates all manner of tastless orniments and occasional sand realted havoc

"Oh no the sandmonkeys have been......."

by Keith August 04, 2004

Rock Lobber

a person who resides in Iraq and likes to throw rocks at vehicles, and other moving objects

This rocklobber is denting up my tank

by Keith November 28, 2003

turkeyfuckin

To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.

Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya

by keith August 09, 2003

deadwood

One of the best TV series ever.

Last Sunday's episode of Deadwood was great

by Keith March 15, 2005

pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

by Keith March 03, 2005

bloint

Attaching two normal rolling papers together length-wise to make something smaller than a blunt, but larger than a joint. Very good if a blunt is desired, but only rolling papers are availible.

Oh $hit dude; I smoked a whole bloint to my face, now I am so retarded.

by Keith April 02, 2005

sausage wagon

when an employee at ETSU loves the dick the size of a wagon. (Kyle is the size of a wagon)
See also snoogling

David W loves Kyle's sausage wagon.

by Keith November 19, 2004