cockwolf

the gay male equivalent to the notorious "cougar"

what is that old dirty queer doing here on college night.....total cockwolf

by Keith April 11, 2005

quarterbackin'

The act of wiping your ass

Knock Knock; (Bathroom door)

Hold on, I'm quarterbackin I'll be right out.

by keith August 09, 2003

Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith May 13, 2005

Ashtray

The University at Albany, in Albany, NY

I went home for the weekend, but I'm back in the Ashtray now

by Keith October 18, 2004

Juniper Green

Some stupid guy i know made it up instead of saying jumper, he thinks its rhyming slang!!

"It's cold, where's my juniper green?"

by Keith August 12, 2004

turkeyfuckin

To light ones cigarette off of the cigarette of another person.

Dude,my lighters beat. Let me get a turkeyfuck off ya

by keith August 09, 2003

nintendo thumb

The numbness of the thumbs and index fingers commonly occurring after hours of game console use.

"Those fucking Covenant sonofabitches are giving me nintendo thumb!"

by Keith November 29, 2003