Latto

We gonna WIN IT

HAHA, HAHA, HAHA. Got that big big energyyyy ;) - Latto

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Marcelo

A sexy Bolivian who can definitely get the logistics to come to my house.

"Marcelo?! That's the dumb Bolivian I'm in love with! He needs to serenade me with a Bolivian Lamento before I pull an R. Kelly on me that I'd like." -- Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Marker makeup

When you're in the psych ward and you only have a washable marker to put on green makeup that makes you look like reverse ICP

I looked like a sexy alien with my marker makeup - Kelsey

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Cam Newton

IF CAM NEWTON GONNA PROPOSE HOMIE I'LL TAKE THE JEWELZ

Me, Kelsey, over Cam Newton. He be like damn yeah I'm ready to get squirted on.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

This some Rosemary's Baby shit!

An expletive that Kelsey says about Calendario in the psycch ward.

Calendario made the whole hood mad just cause he wouldn't buy tin foil. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY THE TIN FOIL. J.J. and I would be like "THIS SOME ROSEMARY'S BABY SHIT!" I never fucked J.J. but tbh I would now however I am already Tones' wife lol okayyyy byeeee.

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

My dad who will be the chef at a cookout after we kick Calendario out of the property.

"He thinks he owns this property? Then he's a fucking nut." - Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

Putting dooky braidz in your hair

Tenzi said I looked stupid because I'm probably only 1% black, however perhaps I can study that coesmetology.

Tenzi called me out when I was putting dooky braidz in your hair. Me, Kelsey Clingenpeel Saucedo LOL

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022