TESTICLE TONIC

When the duck butter and the swamp ass meet, form a mixture and drip down

Dude, my testicle tonic is getting out on control! It's making me wet!

by Kay April 04, 2003

we need to talk

1) The most pointless phrase in the English language because you are already talking when you say this.
2) Means: You're screwed.
3) Signals the beginning of the end of a relationship.
4) Your wife/girlfriend wants to bitch about something. The perfect time to fake a heart attack.

1) A: We need to talk
B: We already are, dumbass.
2) A: We need to talk
B: Ahh shit.
3) A: We need to talk
B: *packs bags*
4) A: We neeed to talk
B: *falls to the ground clutching heart*

by Kay March 21, 2004

diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

by Kay March 21, 2004

muggle

Non-magic folk

Hogwarts is hidden from Muggle view with all sorts of spells and charms

by Kay March 17, 2004

homo

A shortened version of the word homosexual, meaning someone who likes members of the same sex. Often used as a derograty term by dumbasses.

Bob: "You homo! HAHAHAHA"
Jim: *punches bob* Stop being such an immature jackass.

by Kay January 19, 2004

fuck shit up

(1) to mess up, to make something fubared, and/or to mess with for no reason

(2) to smoke a certain amount of weed therefore messing your self up

i'm bored, we aren't doing anything, lets go fuck some shit up

by kay December 09, 2003

tinkleburg

The one who rules all; the Tinkleburg.

A verb.

I tinkleburg, you tinkleburg, he/she tinkleburgs.

by Kay December 27, 2003