31 definitions by kate charlton
Just as it sounds. Extra points when it runs down the sides of your mouth while you smile and say "ahhhhh".
I took him long and deep until he came in my mouth. I kept it there, met his eyes with mine, cum gargled and he actually came again.
by kate charlton November 15, 2007
I thought she was a decent lay but then she started crescendoing there towards the end and it totally got me off. Yeah, I'd do her again.
by kate charlton August 12, 2008
A hairstyle made popular in Saginaw, Michigan, in which a woman's hair is pulled up into a full or half ponytail and then pushed forward and sprayed, resulting in a bump of hair on the top of her head that makes her skull look convex.
Kyle: Did you have a nice time in mid-Michigan?
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.
Kristi: How did you know I was there?
Kyle: Honey, the Saginaw Speedbump gives it all away.
by kate charlton August 12, 2008
The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.
by kate charlton September 22, 2008
Sarah: How was your backpacking trip to Austria?
John: It was amazing. I drank goat's milk, climbed a mountain, and totally got cum yodeled by a hot milkmaid.
John: It was amazing. I drank goat's milk, climbed a mountain, and totally got cum yodeled by a hot milkmaid.
by kate charlton February 18, 2008
Incredible sex - so incredible that you hear a complete symphony in your head, reaching their climactic point as you do, and ending with wild applause. Can cause individuals involved in symphony sex to attempt to scream or sing out along with the music.
As he rocked back on his hips, driving himself further into me, I heard, even though it was only the two of us in the room and both the TV and radio were off, an entire string section of an orchestra build. As his speed increased the woodwinds entered. By the time I was about to cum the entire orchestra was crescendoing, drums were pounding, strings singing at full forte, all at a fevered pitch until, in unison with me, everything peaked and held for a seemingly impossible note - all followed by wild applause and exhaustion. He collapsed next to me and I screamed "ENCORE! More Symphony Sex! ENCORE!", but alas, he was already asleep.
by kate charlton July 25, 2008
A lovely Midwestern cornfed girl who has all of the traits and mannerisms of someone raised in the Midwest.
by kate charlton July 26, 2008