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short for drum 'n' bass. a style of electronica that incorporates fast tempos (150~180 bpm) syncopated breakbeats, and a heavy bassline. can incorporate various styles of other music; jazz, funk, hip-hop, are the most common. Sometimes called the 'black man's techno'. often times the word is used interchangibly with jungle, but a lot of people think that jungle and dnb are different. sub-genres include ambient dnb, techstep, 2-step, darkstep, etc. a man named roni size, who isn't that popular now, basically started the whole style of music. its cool.
if you want to hear some dnb, check out:

www.bassdrive.com
or
www.nycjungle.com

i went to a dnb rave by J. Majik and i had a blast.
dnb by karl June 8, 2004

religion 

religion is the enemy of God. that may have sounded a bit weird, but I define religion as the traditions and rituals (which are often times unessecary) that surround a particular beleif. I personally consider Catholosism to be a religion because they do many activities that are not outlined in the Bible. Religion is a distraction from God.
athiest: are you religious?
guy in question: well, that depends on what you mean by religion. If i say, 'yes' then i become subject to much belittling. If i say no, it would seem as if i do not beleive in god. I'm in a rut!
religion by karl May 28, 2004
A skater is a human being who enjoys riding a skateboard because it is fun. a lot of skaters could be classified as 'punks' but this is just a stereotype. true, some skaters so wear tight jeans and a pair of emericas, but a lot of them just dress 'normally'.

there are vert skaters and street skaters. vert skaters skate in halfpipes. street skaters skate stairs and ledges and such. street is currently more popular than vert, mainly because it is easier to do. not to say that it requires less skill; I mean that street requires no ramp, therefore it can be done in more places that vert.

skateboarders are often said to be druggies, but this is simply not true... True skateboarders have no use for drugs. It's all about landing those tricks! landing a trick is the ultimate high.

I could say a lot more but i don't have a lot of time to write so I'll end it hear.

skateboarding is not a fad, it's a way of life.
while i may not skateboard every day, i do it for the right reasons... not to get girls or to cash in on the rise in popularity that skateboarding has suddenly taken.
skater by karl May 26, 2004

Vanilla0259 

Karl's woman. A very sexy long haired lady who drives all men wild.
Look at that vanilla0259 making that man get sexually frustrated.
Vanilla0259 by Karl May 21, 2004

hot buttered 

The method of buttering bread with Philly spread before putting it in the toaster.
Coined by Lance and Brendan at the Kabuto
Commonly other spreads are addded...

crunchy peanut butter
marmite
jam if you a fruit
hot buttered by Karl May 17, 2004

teknohead 

one who listens to any subgenre of techno or electronica music. can sometimes be a derogatory term, thus, it carries stereotypes.
the following is a conversation that actually happened to me.
guy: dude, what the hell are you listening to?
me: well, that depends on what you want me to say. If i say, "electronic music" then you won't care. but if i use the word "techno" then you'll call me an idiot. so whichever one you want to hear is fine by me because i don't care what anyone else thinks.
guy: you listen to techno!? you're such an idiot!
teknohead by karl May 1, 2004
A worthless subordinant of a pimp. Usually sent to do dangerous chores which the pimp considers to dangerous to perform himself. (from California slang)
John, the pimp who lives down the street, sent his shoobie Mark to the drughouse to score drugs for his prostitutes.
shoobie by Karl April 19, 2004