karl's definitions

You Got It, Ma

Typical response when your fat Kraut mother lets one rip at the dining room table. Often accompanied by the fat wench lifting a cheek to help it flow.

While eating the wonderful meal of Spaetzle and wurscht, mommy let a wet fart go, and then Roy said "You Got It, Ma".

by Karl December 30, 2004

flip

within skateboarding, there are two definitions. one is the act of flipping your entire body (along with the skateboard) around in mid air; either upside down (frontflip/backflip) and/or sideways (barrel rolls, toe side and heel side). these types of flips are normally done on a half-pipe, or at least a ramp big enough to do them, because you need a fair amount of height in order to do them without landing upside down.

the much more common definition is the act of fliping only the skateboard and not your body. this can be done with the hands, but is normally done by snapping an ollie and sliding your feet off the board in a way that keeps it under you and also flips it over.

there are many kinds of flip tricks, and these aren't even all of them:
heelflip
kickflip
varial kickflip
360 flip
shove it
hardflip
inward heelflip
etc, etc.

by karl July 27, 2004

proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

by Karl March 14, 2004

woman with a mullet

Gives a whole new meaning to, "...Party in the rear."

When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."

by Karl March 15, 2004