karl's definitions

holiday nog

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

by Karl March 6, 2004

windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?

Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"

by Karl March 14, 2004

a fat

An aussie term for an erection

I saw this chick , man i cracked a fat!

by karl October 16, 2003

good lord

an exclamation of surprize.

what can you do on a skateboard?

didn't you just see me 360 flip that 13 set back there?

good lord!

by karl July 23, 2004

jurassic 5

some hip-hop guys... they got some pretty nice tracks, like 'a day at the races', thats my favorite one. but of course, its the only track of theirs that i've heard so of course it's my favorite.

look at the other guy's definition because it is way better than mine...

by karl July 8, 2004

Hot Karl

Having anal marmalade ooze into your mouth

After receiving a hot karl, food tastes better

by karl March 17, 2003

chilax

(slang)for chill out and relax

for some one who uses lots of slang

by karl October 8, 2003