doien

doien-v-to eat a plate of spegetti while fucking a bagel followed by fucking a donut
1.That sick-ass pervert was doiening all night long.
2.In the bakery there are two bathrooms and one doiening room.
by karl March 26, 2004
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windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?
Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"
by Karl March 15, 2004
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neopolitan

To give it to her in all three holes from back to front (while mentstrating for the cherry effect)
Touch 'em all -- I gave her the neopolitan last night!
by Karl May 28, 2003
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mute

skateboard terminology - a grab trick where your front hand goes around your front knee and grabs on the toe-rail of the board, in between your feet. pretty cool. invented by a guy whos name escapes me, but i do know that he was infact, mute.
the 900 by tony hawk is a mute bs 900.
by karl July 11, 2004
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proboscis weasel

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.
This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.
by Karl March 15, 2004
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zeppelin

A lighter-than-air craft specifically built by Zeppelin Luftschiffbau (pre WW2)or Zeppelin Luftschifftecknik (present day).

A lighter-than-air craft of this type made by any other manufacturer would simply be called a "rigid airship".

Blimps are NOT zeppelins.
Dude, that it one funky zeppelin.
by Karl November 20, 2004
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smurf

Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.
person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"

person 2"oh that little smurf?"
by karl December 04, 2004
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