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mute

skateboard terminology - a grab trick where your front hand goes around your front knee and grabs on the toe-rail of the board, in between your feet. pretty cool. invented by a guy whos name escapes me, but i do know that he was infact, mute.
the 900 by tony hawk is a mute bs 900.
by karl July 10, 2004
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dentropheliac

"if you can't spell dendrophiliac, you're a fucking dumbass, Steve," said Karl on his way down the mystery chute.
by Karl June 3, 2003
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hot buttered

The method of buttering bread with Philly spread before putting it in the toaster.
Coined by Lance and Brendan at the Kabuto
Commonly other spreads are addded...

crunchy peanut butter
marmite
jam if you a fruit
by Karl May 17, 2004
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four on the floor

refers to two things, in my experience.

1. a rhythm pattern where the percussive bass takes place on every downbeat. Common in house, trance, other forms of techno, disco, etc.

it is the opposite of a breakbeat, where the percussive bass can be anywhere, but is normally not on beats 2 and 4, and rarely on 3.

2. refers to a 4 speed transmittion with the shifter on the floor (as opposed to the dash or the column)
1. I dig that four-on-the-floor beat; it goes well with the bassline.

2. John wrecked the four-on-the-floor transmittion in his car by going 80 MPH and then quickly shifting into reverse.
by karl December 26, 2004
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spam

Constant flooding of forums and chatbox's within x amount of seconds.

Spamming is defined by the number of posts by the spam queen M@ttie.
M@ttie ... 24 Jul : 14:34
cerebrum cerebrum cerebrum lol

M@ttie ... 24 Jul : 14:34
LoL, new definition of spam is Cerebrum
by Karl July 24, 2004
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You Got It, Ma

Typical response when your fat Kraut mother lets one rip at the dining room table. Often accompanied by the fat wench lifting a cheek to help it flow.
While eating the wonderful meal of Spaetzle and wurscht, mommy let a wet fart go, and then Roy said "You Got It, Ma".
by Karl December 30, 2004
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tony hawk

tony hawk is probably the most popular skateboarder of all time. he is noted for inventing over 80 tricks, and the most popular one of these is the 900.

many claim he's the best skateboarder, but most skaters believe that no one deserves such a title since there are so many guys who are as good as tony that it's impossible to make a comparison like that.

he's also the founder of the tony hawk foundation, an organization that raises money and builds skateparks for kids in need of them.

some hate him because he endorses mainstream companies, while others are die hard fans. any way you look at it, you have to admit that he's for real and he's highly responsible for the way skateboarding is percieved by the public today.

i suggest reading his autobiography for more info, as this definition does not do him justice.
tony hawk became a pro skater when he was 14. he was an outcast, as all skaters were of that time period. he skated because he loved it. little did he know at the time, his persistence through the death of skating in the early 90's and all of his other struggles would end up rewarding him with an amazing career.
by karl February 24, 2005
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