Definitions by karl

doien 

doien-v-to eat a plate of spegetti while fucking a bagel followed by fucking a donut

1.That sick-ass pervert was doiening all night long.
2.In the bakery there are two bathrooms and one doiening room.

doien by karl March 26, 2004

woman with a mullet

Gives a whole new meaning to, "...Party in the rear."

When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."

woman with a mullet by Karl March 15, 2004

proboscis weasel 

Any of the small creatures that live within the nose. "Boogers" within the nostrils is infact Proboscis Weasel shit. "Snot" in the nose is actually urine from the Proboscis Weasel. They cause no other harm than clogging your nasil passage. You're born with them, you die with them, and they live off of nose hairs that have fallen out.

This damn Proboscis Weasel is giving me so many boogers, it pisses me off!

I've been so busy picking out all the boogers my Proboscis Weasel leaves that I forgot to pick up little Betsy from school.

proboscis weasel by Karl March 14, 2004

wacca wacca

Clever saying that Fozzy Bear delivers after telling one of his sensational jokes. The closing exclamation point to one of his hilarities.

Fozzy: "What do you call a cow with no legs? Give up? Ground beef! Wacca wacca!"

wacca wacca by Karl March 14, 2004

windows XP 

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?

Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"

windows XP by Karl March 14, 2004

Boston Steamroller 

When a man takes a shit on a woman's chest in between her tits, and then proceeds to titty fuck her.

After Samuel took the shit on his girlfriend's chest, he placed his member on the shit and between her breats, and let her have it.

Boston Steamroller by Karl March 12, 2004

holiday nog 

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

holiday nog by Karl March 6, 2004