skateboard slang - when the skateboard hits you in the shin... usually not a big deal but hurts like you-know-what for a few minutes. imagine if someone just walked up to you and whacked your shin with the edge of a skateboard... it ain't fun, and it leaves a big purple mark on your leg. after 4 or so years of skating your legs should look like cobblestones, but its all good cause now you are a good skater.
by karl July 10, 2004

by Karl January 23, 2005

by Karl November 11, 2003

Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.
by Karl January 18, 2004

some might say she is a 'two-bit whore', i'd say she is a cheap provider
some might say she is 'easy', i'd say she is horizontally accessible
some might say she is a 'slut', i'd say... yeah, i agree. it's whores like this that give us reason to set back women's movements hahaha!
some might say she is 'easy', i'd say she is horizontally accessible
some might say she is a 'slut', i'd say... yeah, i agree. it's whores like this that give us reason to set back women's movements hahaha!
by Karl December 30, 2004

A worthless subordinant of a pimp. Usually sent to do dangerous chores which the pimp considers to dangerous to perform himself. (from California slang)
John, the pimp who lives down the street, sent his shoobie Mark to the drughouse to score drugs for his prostitutes.
by Karl April 19, 2004
