Tom and Jerry

A Tom and Jerry is a traditional Christmas time cocktail in the United States, devised by British journalist Pierce Egan in the 1820s. It is a variant of eggnog with brandy and rum added and served hot, usually in a mug or a bowl.

"I'll have 2 pints of lager and a Tom and Jerry, thanks Guv'ner'

by karientoch March 19, 2019

gaffer

BRITISH
informal
a person in charge of others; a boss.

"street cleaners stopping for a smoke when their gaffer isn't in the vicinity"

by karientoch March 19, 2019

i tie

Derogatory term for Italians, used most commonly in the United Kingodom

"I'm not going to that fish and chip shop it's filled with bloody i tie's'

by karientoch March 15, 2019

Plumpo

A fat person.

'Look at that big Plumpo over there, he's huge!'

by karientoch March 19, 2019

little breeder

Another way of saying little fucker - because fuck is a colloquial term for sex and sex can result in breeding.

"Don't let that little breeder near me or I'll swipe him one!"

by karientoch March 16, 2019

pint of cooking

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"

"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'

by karientoch March 16, 2019

Karientoch

An ancient, sacred word that has multiple hidden meanings. Some small sects believe that the answers to the meaning of life can be found if one stumbles across the Karientoch of the internet.

"I searched and searched but I still can't find the Karientoch'

by karientoch March 15, 2019