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rebitch

to pass a bitch off to someone else. She might be a total bitch always, or just a bitch right now.

Especially to ditch her by setting her up with another guy, whether that's for dating or just to get some breathing room for the night. It could also be to her friends.
Jim - Hey dude. Where's Erin tonight?

Sam - She was getting on my nerves, so I rebitched her to Amanda.

Jim - Awesome. Billy and I are on our way! Woo hoo!!!
by karbyn January 11, 2010
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rebitch

when you've just been bitched at, nagged at, or otherwise had a strip torn out of you by your woman, you go and recap or retell the session to your friend.
Jim - Hey dude. What's up?

Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:

Sam - Hey babe!

Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.

Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like

Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?

Sam - Well ....

Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....

Oh yeah, she's was never letting up

Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.

Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching
by karbyn January 11, 2010
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fronk

in poker, a Frech player who can't play properly.
I had raised my AK preflop, and this French in the big blind calls. Flop comes KK5. I bet and he raises all-in. Obviously I call. He turns over KT offsuit and spikes a ten on the river. What a fronk.
by karbyn May 5, 2009
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lipopushion

the reverse of liposuction.

a) Where you have such a skinny ass that you can't keep your pants on and you need to have fat pushed into your body.

b) what someone who is too skinny needs to have a normal body.
Jack: Look, you can see Hannah's crack when she is just standing there. She can't keep her pants around her waist.

Jill: Yeah, I know. If she got lipopushion they'd stay up.
by karbyn March 3, 2008
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facebook widow

a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker

b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
by karbyn October 1, 2007
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