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when you've just been bitched at, nagged at, or otherwise had a strip torn out of you by your woman, you go and recap or retell the session to your friend.
Jim - Hey dude. What's up?
Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:
Sam - Hey babe!
Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.
Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like
Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?
Sam - Well ....
Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....
Oh yeah, she's was never letting up
Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.
Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching
Sam - Fuck man. I brought home the wrong kind of vodka. You shoulda heard her:
Sam - Hey babe!
Jackie - You got my vodka? Oh yeah. Oh for christ's sake. You were suppposed to get me peach vodka, not pear vodka. Christ, I send you out for a simple task and you can't even get that right.
Sam - Oops. I always forget which fruit you like
Jackie - Jeezus. Did you get the kalhua?
Sam - Well ....
Jackie - Oh just forget it. I'll just do it myself. I blah blah blah ....
Oh yeah, she's was never letting up
Jim - Sorry bout that man. Sometimes a man can do no right.
Sam - Ack. Forget it. I'm just rebitching
by karbyn January 11, 2010
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- uh-oh My Audience has fallen into a powerpoint coma
- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.
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- The only thing I can do now is put them in funny poses and leave.
(quoted from Scott Adams, dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-06-25/)
by karbyn July 5, 2010
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by karbyn May 5, 2009
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a) Where you have such a skinny ass that you can't keep your pants on and you need to have fat pushed into your body.
b) what someone who is too skinny needs to have a normal body.
a) Where you have such a skinny ass that you can't keep your pants on and you need to have fat pushed into your body.
b) what someone who is too skinny needs to have a normal body.
Jack: Look, you can see Hannah's crack when she is just standing there. She can't keep her pants around her waist.
Jill: Yeah, I know. If she got lipopushion they'd stay up.
Jill: Yeah, I know. If she got lipopushion they'd stay up.
by karbyn March 3, 2008
Get the lipopushion mug.a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker
b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing
Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.
by karbyn October 1, 2007
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