31 definitions by kain

Jeff Jarrett

Current National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Recently formed the Kings of Wrestling with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Rumored to be a crackhead.

The Stroke is a "Meh" finisher.

by kain November 18, 2004

Money

The one true god of the earth.

God money I'll do anything for you.
God money just tell me what you want me to.
God money nail me up against the wall.
God money don't want everything he wants it all.

by kain October 26, 2004

Hulk Hogan

The Orange Goblin. Was more than influential in the death of WCW. The original backstage politician.

Hogan, you big bald son of a bitch!

by kain July 21, 2005

teh tasty

adj. Of great importance or high status.

n. Something that brings great joy.

teh aniem are teh tasty.

teh b00bies are teh tasty.

by kain June 25, 2003

Satanic Bible

Written by Anton LaVey; philosophy book of the Church of Satan.

I follow the Satanic Bible.

by kain May 10, 2004

Monty Brown

Wrestler in Total Nonstop Action who calls himself the Alpha Male; see cokehead.

You will feel the POUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCE! Period.

by kain February 15, 2005

God

The self.

I am my own god.

by kain May 9, 2004