k. jordan's definitions

spitting rain

Farmers term - sporadic heavy yet scattered droplets of rain.

Is it raining hard?

Nah it’s just spitting rain

by k. jordan June 10, 2021

Mc Job

A sexual favor performed by a fast food employee that is currently working a scheduled shift.

"Meet me in the back room and I'll give you a Mc Job!"

by k. jordan December 27, 2008

sexed in

When you wake up on time, but then you have sex with your partner which makes you late for work.

Boss: why are you so late?

Employee: oh , sorry boss I sexed in this mourning.

Boss: Nice. Nice.

by k. jordan January 3, 2008

Twinjury

Any injury sustained from walking and Tweeting at the same time.

What happened to your wrist?

I got a twinjury. I tripped reading my Blackberry.

by k. jordan April 7, 2009

B.I.U.

Bold Italicized Underlined: used in reference to the tool bar above word documents. Typically used in text messages when you don’t have such a tool bar available.

Did you see Becky just walked up and kicked Justin in the junk and stuff?

Like N.W.! Why?!

She heard that he skipped the home coming dance the go screw some slut. But he was at like the hospital with his sick Grandpa or something!

He's soooo sweet!

Yeah and Becky is a B.I.U. Bitch!

by k. jordan January 12, 2009

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

Make the trip.

Making reference to any Championship where the game is played on a neutral field. Such as the Super Bowl or the B.C.S. Championship.

The Cowboys maybe good in the regular season, but with Romo Leading the way, I don't think tey will make the trip.

by k. jordan August 6, 2008