Definitions by k. jordan
Short spooning
When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.
OR
Mom: why is there food all over Junior?
Dad: He short spooned me
Short spooning by k. jordan February 25, 2009
B.I.U.
Bold Italicized Underlined: used in reference to the tool bar above word documents. Typically used in text messages when you don’t have such a tool bar available.
Did you see Becky just walked up and kicked Justin in the junk and stuff?
Like N.W.! Why?!
She heard that he skipped the home coming dance the go screw some slut. But he was at like the hospital with his sick Grandpa or something!
He's soooo sweet!
Yeah and Becky is a B.I.U. Bitch!
Like N.W.! Why?!
She heard that he skipped the home coming dance the go screw some slut. But he was at like the hospital with his sick Grandpa or something!
He's soooo sweet!
Yeah and Becky is a B.I.U. Bitch!
Mc Job
Make the trip.
Making reference to any Championship where the game is played on a neutral field. Such as the Super Bowl or the B.C.S. Championship.
The Cowboys maybe good in the regular season, but with Romo Leading the way, I don't think tey will make the trip.
Make the trip. by k. jordan August 6, 2008